We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide a headline up to 80 characters, meme caption up to 80 characters, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title up to 60 characters, meta description up to 160 characters. We need to ensure JSON format exactly as given, no extra text. No markdown code fences. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity. Or his beard can hold up the sky. Or his beard can be used as a rope to pull the moon. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe not unique enough. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris once tried to open a jar of pickles, but the pickles surrendered and offered him a lifetime supply of cucumbers." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's typical. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can program the internet with a single glance, causing all Wi‑Fi signals to route through his beard." That might be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch directions so that his beard floats upward like a balloon." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that temporarily reverses gravity, causing his beard to float upward like a helium balloon." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a different scenario: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously training a herd of wild mustangs to perform synchronized swimming." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that generates enough wind to power a wind farm for a year." That's okay. But we need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's pick something about his beard controlling the weather: "Chuck Norris can command the weather with a single strand of his beard, turning a drizzle into a thunderstorm with just a flick." That seems unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Strich seines Bartes das Wetter umkehren – ein leichter Nieselregen wird auf Knopfdruck zu einem gewaltigen Donnersturm." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris? It starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." Yes. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lenkt das Wetter mit einem Bartstrich". That's 44 characters maybe. Meme caption max 80 characters: Something like: "Wenn der Bart den Himmel berührt, regnet es nur so." That's 48 characters. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He flicks a single strand of his beard, causing a massive thunderstorm to erupt behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, dark stormy sky with lightning." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? The example includes "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. Probably we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. Actually they wrote: "... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to include that placeholder? The instruction: "image_prompt": "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a prompt that includes the placeholder? Or we need to replace it with the specific scene? The instruction says: "image_prompt": "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. So we need to write something like: "He flicks his beard and a thunderstorm erupts". So the prompt should include that scene description. Let's craft: "He flicks his beard, causing a massive thunderstorm to erupt behind him". So the full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He flicks his beard, causing a massive thunderstorm to erupt behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Meta title max 60 characters: Something like: "Chuck Norris steuert das Wetter mit Bart". That's 38 characters. Meta description max 160 characters: Something like: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem sein Bart das Wetter umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem sein Bart das Wetter umkehrt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra commas, proper JSON. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Strich seines