We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language for those, but likely German as overall output is German. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Must be valid JSON. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, classic style. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene, with specifics. Must be within quotes. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We must ensure no duplicate jokes. Provide unique content. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number each time." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching him about gravity." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent." That's classic. But we need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a universe‑spanning epic just by pressing Enter." That's techy. But must be in German. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen und dabei gleichzeitig das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde ändern." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen und dabei das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde ändern." That's okay. But maybe more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt erzeugen, der einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringt." That's good. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen und gleichzeitig ein neues Kontinent erschaffen." That's too long maybe. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen und gleichzeitig ein neues Kontinent erschaffen." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der ultimative Rundtritt" (max 80 chars). That's fine. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, erblühen Blumen." Must be <=80 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that stops a volcano and creates a new continent. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed specific scene from joke: "stopping a volcano and creating a new continent". So include that. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Vulkan-Rundtritt – Ein Klassiker". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringt und einen neuen Kontinent erschafft. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: let's count approx: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringt und einen neuen Kontinent erschafft. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe ~150. Should be <=160. Now ensure JSON fields are properly escaped if needed. No special characters like quotes inside strings need escaping. Use double quotes for JSON strings, escape any internal double quotes. Our joke_text includes "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen und gleichzeitig ein neues Kontinent erschaffen." That's fine, no double quotes. Headline: "Der ultimative Rundtritt" (no quotes). Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, erblühen Blumen." That's fine. Image prompt: Must be a single string, no line breaks? It can have line breaks but better keep as one line. It contains commas and periods. Must escape any double quotes inside. It doesn't have double quotes. It contains apostrophes? Not needed. It contains "Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that stops a volcano and creates a new continent." That's fine. Ensure no newline characters. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Vulkan-Rundtritt – Ein Klassiker" (no quotes). Meta description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringt und einen neuen Kontinent erschafft. Lache jetzt!" That's fine. Now produce JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Der ultimative Rundtritt" length = 20 approx, fine. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, erblühen Blumen." length ~38, fine. - image_prompt: no explicit length constraint, but must be English prompt. It's okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Vulkan-Rundtritt – Ein Klassiker" length: count characters: "Chuck Norris Vulkan-Rundritt – Ein Klassiker"? Actually we wrote "Chuck Norris Vulkan-Rundtritt – Ein Klassiker". Let's count: "Chuck"5 + space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "Vulkan-Rundtritt"14? Let's count precisely: V(1)u2l3k4a5n6-(7)R8u9n10d11t12r13i14e15ß16t17 = 17 characters? Actually "Vulkan-Rundtritt" is 14? Let's just approximate total length maybe 45, fine. - meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den