We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke text that is a classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But we need unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language while being deaf." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it." Let's think of a unique one. We need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by breathing on it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." But that's similar to biblical. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while juggling three flaming swords." That's maybe too generic. We need a unique twist: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a cat land on its feet even when it's already on its feet." That's weird. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... [absurd ability]." Must start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking at it." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by looking at it." That could be unique. We need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by thinking about it." That's unique. But we need to be careful: The joke text must be a full joke, maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a duel. The snowflake surrendered before the first flake fell." Something like that. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by thinking about it. When scientists asked how, he replied, 'I simply breathe on it with my mind.'" That's a bit longer. But we need to keep it as a single joke text, maybe a short paragraph. The JSON fields: - joke_text: The full joke text (German). Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." or "Chuck Norris ...". - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris standing on a frozen lake, holding a snowflake that is melting in his palm." Or "Chuck Norris staring at a traffic light that turns green as he winks." Let's pick something. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeflocken-Schmelz instantar herbeiführen, indem er nur gedanklich daran denkt. Als ein Wissenschaftler nach dem Grund fragte, antwortete er mit einem Augenzwinkern: 'Ich atme einfach mit meinem Geist darauf.'" That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's maybe make it more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht. Als man ihn fragte, wie er das macht, sagte er: 'Ich denke einfach 'Warm' und die Welt schmilzt.'" Something like that. Let's craft a concise but funny joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht. Als man ihn nach dem Geheimnis fragte, antwortete er: 'Ich denke einfach 'Warm' – und die Welt schmilzt.'" That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Schneemann-Schmelz-Wunder von Chuck Norris". Must be <=80 characters. Let's count: "Schneemann-Schmelz-Wunder von Chuck Norris" length? Count characters: S(1) c2 h3 n4 e5 m6 a7 n8 n9 -10 S11 c12 h13 m14 e15 l16 z17 -18 W19 o20 n21 d22 e23 r24 -25 -? Actually let's just keep it short: "Schneemann-Schmelz-Wunder von Chuck Norris". That's 38 characters approx, okay. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt sogar der Winter." That's 48 characters maybe. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing on a frozen lake, holding a melting snowflake in his palm, eyes glowing with confidence." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a frozen lake holding a melting snowflake in his palm, eyes glowing with confidence. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s1