We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a zero with his beard, but the number disappeared." Or something about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself. Let's think. Unique: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days." That's known. Need new. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent is forced to watch his own jokes." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a snowman with a single glance." Not typical. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to bow down and apologize." That's okay. But need to be concise as a joke text. Could be a short story. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do a roundhouse kick, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr in perfect rhythm." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new holiday called 'National No-Excuse Day'." Hmm. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke structure: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. We need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a Wi-Fi signal into a full-blown internet." That's maybe. But need to be unique and not similar to existing. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs, but the calculator exploded and now counts only the number of times he can stare at a wall without blinking." That's long. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that forces the moon to take a selfie with him." That's okay. But need to be a joke text that is funny and typical. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, causing all bugs to be fixed and all programmers to become his disciples." But that's maybe too long. We need to keep joke_text as a single string, maybe a short sentence. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a snowflake into a snowman, then forces it to do push-ups until it melts from embarrassment." That's unique? Might be similar to some known jokes about snowmen. Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the only law is that everyone must speak in rhyme." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics so that gravity bows down and apologizes to him." That's a joke. It's unique? Probably not used before. It's typical Chuck Norris style. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris' Kick Rewrites Physics". That's short. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "When your kick makes gravity say sorry". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling vortex of light bending gravity, with a faint silhouette of a bowing gravity icon in the background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "gravity bows down and apologizes". So include that. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Physics Kick - Viral Joke". That's 38 chars maybe. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt die Schwerkraft zum Bücken bringt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. Check lengths: - headline <=80 chars. "Chuck Norris' Kick Rewrites Physics" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris'(7) space=8, Kick(4)=12, space=13, Rewrites(8)=21, space=22, Physics(7)=29. So 29 chars, fine. - meme_caption <=80 chars. "When your kick makes gravity say sorry" length? Count: When(4) space=5, your(4)=9, space=10, kick(4)=14, space=15, makes(5)=20, space=21, gravity(7)=28, space=29, say(3)=32, space=33, sorry(5)=38. So 38 chars, fine. - meta_title <=60 chars. "Chuck Norris Physics Kick - Viral Joke" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Physics(7)=20, space=21, Kick(4)=25, space=26, -(1)=27, space=28, Viral(5)=33, space=34, Joke(4)=38. So 38 chars, fine. - meta_description <=160 chars. Let's count: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt die Schwerkraft zum Bücken bringt. Lache jetzt!" Let's count characters including spaces. We'll approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt die Schwerkraft zum Bücken bringt. Lache jetzt!" That's about 106 characters maybe. So fine.