We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or he can make a horse run on a treadmill. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now works for NASA." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a black hole." That's too weird. We need a classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of his strength, ability to do impossible things, often referencing his beard, his roundhouse kick, his ability to count to infinity, etc. Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, and the water turns into pure adrenaline." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can bench press a small country and still have time to brew a perfect cup of coffee." That's typical but maybe okay. We need unique. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can braid his beard into a rope strong enough to pull a semi-truck uphill, and then use it to tie up the concept of gravity." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a seismic event that reshapes the Earth's tectonic plates." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat typical jokes. Let's pick something about his ability to make the impossible: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in negative time, causing the numbers to rearrange themselves into a new mathematical constant." That's unique. But maybe too abstract. Let's go with something more visual: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone, and the sun rises exactly at 3:33 AM just because he decided to." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone, and the sun rises exactly at 3:33 AM just because he decided to." Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's within 80 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, German, image caption. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt setzt, ändert sich die Weltzeit". That's within 80. Image prompt: English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris creates a new timezone with a roundhouse kick, causing the sun to rise at 3:33 AM". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new timezone on a world map, sunrise at 3:33 AM, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone – unglaublicher Tritt". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone – unglaublicher Tritt". That's 53 characters maybe. Good. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Erlebe den legendären Chuck Norris, der mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeitzone erschafft und die Sonne exakt um 3:33 Uhr aufgehen lässt. Ein Klassiker!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Erlebe den legendären Chuck Norris, der mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeitzone erschafft und die Sonne exakt um 3:33 Uhr aufgehen lässt. Ein Klassiker!" That's maybe ~150. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? JSON strings need to escape double quotes. Our strings contain double quotes? We can avoid double quotes inside strings. Use plain text without double quotes. The headline and meme_caption may contain quotes? We'll avoid them. Use plain text. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count characters: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)k14r15e16i17t18e19t20 (space21)n22e23u24e25 (space26)Z27e28i29t30z31o32n33e34 (space35)m36i37t38e39n40 (space41)e42i43n44e45n46 (space47)T48r49i50t51t52. That's 52 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Our caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt setzt, ändert sich die Weltzeit". Count: Let's count quickly: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)e18i19n20 (space21)T22r23i24t25t26 (space