We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffee trinkt." Something like that. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er Eiswürfel aus Wasser im Weltraum gefroren hat." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann als Solarmodul für die gesamte USA diente." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so werfen, dass er zurückkommt, um ihm ein Autogramm zu geben." That's typical. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so gekaut, dass er daraus eine neue Energiequelle für die ganze Stadt generierte." Might be okay. But must be funny, classic, unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die Uhrzeiger eines Armbanduhrs umkehren, sodass die Zeit rückwärts läuft – und er macht es immer pünktlich." That's a bit long. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschirm erfunden, der nie nass wird – weil er das Wetter nach seinem Willen bittet." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass daraus ein neuer Energiesektor entsteht, der die gesamte Stadt mit Licht versorgt." That's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zur Energiequelle werden". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe: "Wenn Kaugummi die Stromrechnung bezahlt". That's under 80. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "holding a giant wad of chewing gum that glows like a power source". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing wad of chewing gum that emits energy, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Energie Witz". That's 30 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem Kaugummi zur Stadt-Energiequelle wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem Kaugummi zur Stadt-Energiequelle wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt as described. - meta_title: max 60 chars. - meta_description: max 160 chars. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check lengths: Headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zur Energiequelle werden" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zur Energiequelle werden" = let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 ä16 s17 s18 t19 space20 K21 a22 u23 g24 u25 m26 m27 i28 space29 z30 u31 r32 space33 E34 n35 e36 r37 g38 i39 e40 n41 s42 c43 h44 a45 f46 t47 space48 w49 i50 r51 d52 e53 n54. That's 54 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Kaugummi die Stromrechnung bezahlt" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 K5 a6 u7 g8 u9 m10 m11 i12 space13 d14 i15 e16 space17 S18 t19 r20 o21 m22 space23 R24 e25 c26 h27 n28 e29 l30 l31 u32 n33 g34 space35 b36 e37 z38 a39 h40 l41 t42. That's 42 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Energie Witz" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 K15 a16 u17 g18 u19 m20 m21 i22 -23 E24 n25 e26 r27 g28 i29 e30 n31 space32 W33 i34 t35 z36. That's 36 characters, okay. Meta description: need max 160 characters. Let's craft: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris