We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. No markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his strength, his ability to make the sun rise. Must be unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's maybe not unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight and the calendar surrendered, resulting in an extra day of rest for everyone. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can lift a mountain with one finger, and the mountain thanks him for the workout." Might be okay. But must be unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the entire internet." That's maybe too modern. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube in under a second, and the cube now bows to him." Not great. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's known? Not sure. We need something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire city of Los Angeles for a week." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts a skyscraper while the American flag waves behind him." That could be the scene. Let's craft the joke: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and make it do push-ups." That's a bit known? Might be okay but maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light to green just by winking at it." That's known? Not sure. Let's create a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a volcano to a duel; the volcano erupted in applause and became his personal sauna." That is unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once challenged a volcano to a duel; the volcano erupted in applause and became his personal sauna." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs Vulkan: Der ultimative Sauna-Duell". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn der Vulkan applaudieren muss". That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris standing on a volcanic crater, arms raised, the volcano erupting in applause, American flag background". Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on the rim of an erupting volcano, the volcano spewing fire and smoke in a pattern that looks like applause, American flag waving behind him, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Now meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris vs Vulkan: Der ultimative Sauna-Duell". That's 44 chars maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs Vulkan: Der ultimative Sauna-Duell" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)v14s15 (space16)V17u18l19k20a21n22:23 (space)D24e25r26 (space)u27l28t29i30m31a32t33i34v35e36 (space)S37a38u39n40a41-42D43u44e45l46l47. That's 47 characters maybe. Under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Vulkan applaudiert und zur Sauna wird – perfekt für Memes und Action-Poster." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Now we need to ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. That's fine. Make sure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Now craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris once challenged a volcano to a duel; the volcano erupted in applause and became his personal sauna.", "headline": "Chuck Norris vs Vulkan: Der ultimative Sauna-Duell", "meme_caption": "Wenn der Vulkan applaudieren muss", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on the rim of an erupting volcano, the volcano spewing fire and smoke in a pattern that looks like applause, American flag waving behind him, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris vs Vulkan: Der ultimative Sauna-D