We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a vacuum cleaner". Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving". Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". That's too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by simply staring at it". That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is known. Avoid that. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster". Not typical. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by drawing it with his eyes closed". That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things, often with hyperbolic statements. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it". That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking". That's plausible. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster than the speed of light by simply staring at it". That's a bit similar to known jokes about making things move faster. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". That's unique. But we need to phrase as a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the resulting water to power a city". That's too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". That's a short statement. But we need to embed in a joke format: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the water to brew coffee". That adds twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the resulting water to brew the strongest coffee in the universe". That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a joke text. The joke_text field should contain the full joke text. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the resulting water to brew the strongest coffee in the universe." That's a single sentence, but maybe we can add a punchline: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the resulting water to brew the strongest coffee in the universe—so strong that even his enemies surrender." That's longer. But we need to keep it concise but still funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the resulting water to brew coffee so strong that it powers his beard." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's finalize: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then use the resulting water to brew coffee so strong that even his beard needs sunglasses." That's humorous. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Schnee schmilzt, wenn Chuck Norris ihn ansieht". That's German, 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Schnee schmilzt, wird der Kaffee stark genug für Superkräfte". That's 78 maybe. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring at a snowflake that is melting, with coffee steam rising". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a melting snowflake while a steaming cup of coffee hovers nearby, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – unglaublicher Kaffee-Witz". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – unglaublicher Kaffee-Witz". That's 58 maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)S20c21h22n23e24e25 (space26)s27c28h29m30e31l32z33e34n35 (space36)–37 (space38)u39n40g41l42ä43b44l45i46c47h48e49r50 (space51)K52a53f54f55e56e57-58W59i60t61z62. That's 62, too long. Need <=60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – Kaffee-Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – Kaffee-Witz". Count characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11