We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, etc. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide a creative joke. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but might be repeated. Better create something new: maybe about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget the concept of 'error' – even the compiler bows." But must be in German. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and the locals name it 'Norrisia'." That's unique. But must be a joke text, maybe a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself while he sleeps, and the coffee is so strong it can power a spaceship to Mars and back before breakfast." But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris kann... " but must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann... ". Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Uhr zum Stillstand bringen, sodass er unbegrenzt Zeit hat, um den perfekten Bartwuchs zu kultivieren." But that's more like a statement, not a joke. Need humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kuchen gebacken, der so perfekt war, dass er die Gesetze der Physik zum Schmelzen brachte und das Universum einen Tag lang nur aus Zucker bestand." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris backte einmal einen Kuchen, der so perfekt war, dass er die Gesetze der Physik zum Schmelzen brachte und das Universum einen Tag lang nur aus Zucker bestand." That's a joke. It's unique? Might be similar to some but okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zittern". That's short. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kichert, erschrickt die Schwerkraft". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." Need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "holding a golden cake that glows with cosmic sugar". So: "holding a glowing golden cake that melts physics". Provide full prompt. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Kuchen-Wunder: Physik schmilzt". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris backt einen Kuchen, der die Physik zum Schmelzen bringt – ein humorvoller Klassiker im Stil der legendären Actionlegende." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris backt einen Kuchen, der die Physik zum Schmelzen bringt – ein humorvoller Klassiker im Stil der legendären Actionlegende." That's about 119 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Must be plain JSON, no markdown fences. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zittern" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zittern" = 38 characters (including spaces). Good. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris kichert, erschrickt die Schwerkraft" length? Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kichert, erschrickt die Schwerkraft" = 48 characters. Good. - image_prompt: must be English prompt, include scene. Must be within reasonable length but no explicit limit. Provide as string. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris Kuchen-Wunder: Physik schmilzt" length? Count: "Chuck Norris Kuchen-Wunder: Physik schmilzt" = 41 characters. Good. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris backt einen Kuchen, der die Physik zum Schmelzen bringt – ein humorvoller Klassiker im Stil der legendären Actionlegende." Let's count characters precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)b14a15c16k17t18 (space19)e20i21n22e23n24 (space25)K26u27c28h29e30n31,33 (space34)d35e36r37 (space38)d39i40e41 (space42)P43h44y45s46i47k48 (space49)z50u51m52 (space53)S54c55h56m57e58l59z60e61n62 (space63)b64r65i66n67g68t69 (space70)–71 (space72)e73i74n75 (space76)h77u78m79o80r81v82o83l84l85e86r87 (space88)K89l90a91s92s93i94k95e96r97 (space98)i99m100 (space101)S102t103i104l105 (space106)d107e108r109 (space110)l111e112g113e114n115d116ä117r118e119n120 (space121)A122c123t