We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is the only one who can solve a Rubik's cube instantly." But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That might be similar to existing. We need to be creative: maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the entire world." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Example: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." That's unique. But need to be a joke, maybe a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also creates a new prime number that no mathematician has ever discovered." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a virus that rewrites the laws of physics." That's okay. But need to keep it within typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, causing the entire Arctic to turn into a desert." That's too similar to existing? Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the letters of his own name, and the book becomes a mandatory textbook in schools worldwide." That's unique. But need to be a joke, maybe a short sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously winning a chess match against himself, and the cube turns into a trophy that never loses." Hmm. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris can make a single hair grow into a full-sized tree that bears fruit of pure adrenaline, which he drinks for breakfast." That's unique. But must be a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's start with "Chuck Norris can..." and then the punchline. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters the moon but also creates a new constellation shaped like his signature beard." That's unique. But need to be a joke, maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the universe into two, and in one half he is the president, in the other half he is the only person who can't be beaten." Hmm. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... because ...". Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, because the universe refuses to defy him." That's common. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by simply thinking about it, and the crash creates a new programming language called 'NorrisScript'." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe a short punchline: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by blinking, and the error message reads '404: Reality not found'." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that generates a hurricane in Tokyo, and the wind carries his beard across the Pacific, where it becomes a new national symbol." That's unique. But maybe too long. Let's produce a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is the only person who can solve a Sudoku puzzle instantly." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that, when drunk, gives him the ability to predict the exact moment a meteor will strike Earth, and he uses it to schedule his workouts." That's unique. But maybe too long. We need to produce JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke_text: something like: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick that splits the Earth in half, and the two halves become his personal gym and his personal library, each containing infinite copies of his own autobiography." But that's long. Let's keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet named after his beard, and the planet's gravity is so strong that even time bows down to him." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's start: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet named after his beard, and the planet's gravity is so strong that even time bows down to him." That's a joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Planeten aus seinem Bart". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn der Bart stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". That's okay. Image prompt: English description for image generation: Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris creates a new planet shaped like his beard with a massive roundhouse kick, the planet glowing with neon beard patterns". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing planet shaped like his iconic beard, neon beard patterns swirling, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag backdrop". Must be English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Planeten mit Bart-Kick". That's 38 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundtritt einen neuen Planeten aus seinem Bart entstehen lässt – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." That's within 16