We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic Chuck Norris style, funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat demanded a raise." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, but the continent is made entirely of cheese. Something like that. Make sure it's in German, starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme caption, image prompt (English). Provide meta title and description. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann so stark sein, dass er einen Kaugummi mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Unendlichkeits‑Kaugummi‑Universum verwandelt – und das ohne Kaugummi‑Verpackung." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Vulkan, der nur aus purem Stolz und 42% Schwefel bestand." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber das Kaugummi hat sich selbst zu einem neuen Planeten entwickelt und ihn umarmt." We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's propose: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Kaugummi in ein ganzes Universum verwandeln – und das Universum besteht nur aus pinken Einhörnern, die nur zu ihm tanzen." But need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent made entirely of cheese, and the cheese is so hard that even the moon is jealous. joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Kontinent‑Käserei erschaffen – und der Käse ist so hart, dass selbst die Sterne um ihn herum im Takt applaudieren." Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". It does. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Käse‑Kontinent mit einem Rundtritt". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Käse‑Kontinent mit einem Rundtritt". That's about 55 characters, okay. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, blühen Käseregionen". Count: maybe 44 chars. image_prompt: English description for image generation. Must describe scene from joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a massive cheese continent floating in the sky, with molten cheese rivers and tiny cheese mountains. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, cheese-themed background. No text, no captions." Need to keep within typical length but okay. meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Käse‑Kontinent – Witz". Count: maybe 45. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen Käse‑Kontinent erschafft – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." Count maybe 130. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. This is likely unique. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris. It mentions roundhouse kick, cheese continent, absurd. Good. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure no extra text. Provide JSON object. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent aus reinem Käse erschaffen – und der Käse ist so hart, dass selbst die Sterne im Takt applaudieren." headline: "Chuck Norris erschafft Käse‑Kontinent mit einem Rundtritt" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entsteht ein Käse‑Kontinent" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a massive cheese continent floating in the sky, with molten cheese rivers and tiny cheese mountains. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, cheese-themed background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Käse‑Kontinent – Einzigartiger Witz" meta_description: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt einen Käse‑Kontinent erschafft – humorvoll, absurd und völlig einzigartig." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris erschafft Käse‑Kontinent mit einem Rundtritt" -> count characters: Let's count roughly: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18f19t20 (space21)K22ä23e24s25e26‑27K28o29n30t31i32n33e34n35t36 (space37m38i39t40e41n42 (space43)e44i45n46e47n48 (space49R50u51n52d53t54r55i56e57t58) => about 58 characters, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entsteht ein Käse‑Kontinent" Count: maybe 48 characters, okay. image_prompt is long but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Käse‑Kontinent – Einzigartiger Witz