We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? It says SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen) and SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen). Probably also German. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Need to be unique. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris..." Then the rest of the joke. Structure: joke_text: full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed a scene description. We need meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. We must output JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a sled uphill while the horse is standing still." That's weird. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a desert without getting wet." Hmm. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by staring at it." That's similar to typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer program write itself after he blinks." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it, causing every driver to instantly obey." That's okay. But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That's a joke. Now headline: maybe "Kalender-Skip per Wimpern". Must be <=80 chars. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird der 29. Februar überflüssig". Must be <=80 chars. image_prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. So scene: Chuck Norris winking, causing a calendar to skip a day. So we need to describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "winking while a calendar page flips and disappears". Must be English prompt. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, winking intensely as a calendar page flips and vanishes, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender Tage überspringen". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender Tage überspringen" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kalender(8)=27, space=28, Tage(4)=32, space=33, überspringen(10)=43. So 43 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Erfahre, wie Chuck Norris mit einem einzigen Zwinkern einen ganzen Tag aus dem Kalender tilgen lässt – unglaublich, aber wahr!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Erfahre, wie Chuck Norris mit einem einzigen Zwinkern einen ganzen Tag aus dem Kalender tilgen lässt – unglaublich, aber wahr!" That's maybe ~130. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Make sure headline <=80 chars. "Kalender-Skip per Wimpern" length: "Kalender-Skip per Wimpern" = 23 chars, okay. meme_caption <=80 chars. "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird der 29. Februar überflüssig" length? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird der 29. Februar überflüssig" characters: count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, winkt,(6 inc comma?) Actually "winkt," 6 inc comma? Let's just approximate: It's likely under 80. Let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird der 29. Februar überflüssig" Characters: W e n n (4) space (1) =5 C h u c k (5) =10 space =11 N o r r i s (6) =17 space =18 w i n k t , (6 inc comma) =24 space =25 w i r d (4) =29 space =30 d e r (3) =33 space =34 2 9 . (3) =37 space =38 F e b r u a r (7) =45 space =46 ü b e r f l ü s s i g (11 inc umlaut?) Let's count letters: ü b e r f l ü s s i g = 11? Actually "überflüssig" is 11 letters including umlauts? Let's count: ü(1) b2 e3 r4 f5 l6 ü7 s8 s9 i10 g11. So 11. So 46+11=57. So total ~57 characters, okay.