We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to ensure no markdown formatting. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Firewall." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, ohne ihn zu berühren." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann selbst die globale Erwärmung gestoppt hat, weil er zu kalt war." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme caption, image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a snowy field, holding a snowball that glows with icy energy, a melting globe of Earth behind him, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description. So we can write: "Chuck Norris standing in a snowy field, holding a glowing snowball that freezes the Earth, a melting globe of Earth behind him." That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in a snowy field, holding a glowing snowball that freezes the Earth, a melting globe of Earth behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta title <=60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee die Erde gefrieren". That's 38 chars maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee die Erde gefrieren" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)l15ä16s17t18 (space19)S20c21h22n23e24e25 (space26)d27i28e29 (space30)E31r32d33e34 (space35)g36e37f38r39i40e41n42e43n44. That's 44 characters, okay. Meta description <=160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen schneebedeckten Helden, der die globale Erwärmung mit einem einzigen Schneeball stoppt." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Should be okay. Headline <=80 chars: "Der Schneeball, der die Erde stoppte". That's 33 chars. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneeball wirft, friert die globale Erwärmung ein". Count: maybe 71 chars. Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneeball wirft, friert die globale Erwärmung ein". That's 71 characters approx, okay. Now joke_text: The full joke text. Must be funny, classic. Something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so kalt war, dass er die globale Erwärmung sofort stoppte – und der Schneemann lächelte, weil er wusste, dass nur Chuck Norris das schaffen kann." That's a bit long but okay. Must start with "Chuck Norris". It does. Provide unique content. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris baute einmal einen Schneemann, der so eisig war, dass selbst die globale Erwärmung einen Schauer bekam und sofort vereiste – und der Schneemann nickte anerkennend, weil nur Chuck Norris die Natur so leicht bezwingen kann." That's okay. Now ensure no repetition of existing jokes. Should be unique. Now produce JSON with fields. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Der Schneeball, der die Erde stoppte" length: count: D1e2r3 (space4)S5c6h7n8e9b10a11l12l13, (space14)d15i16e17 (space17?) Actually let's count precisely: "Der Schneeball, der die Erde stoppte" Characters: D1 e2 r3 (space4) S5 c6 h7 n8 e9 b10 a11 l12 l13 ,14 (space15) d16 i17 e18 (space19) E20 r21 d22 e23 (space24) s25 t26 o27 p28 p29 t30 o31. That's 31 characters, well under 80. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneeball wirft, friert die globale Erwärmung ein". Count: let's count: W1 i2 f3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) e18 i19 n20 e21 n22 (space23) S24 c25 h26 n27 e28 b29 a30 l31 l32 (space33) w34 i35 r36 f37 t38 ,39 (space40) f41 r42 i43 e44 r45 t46 (space47) d48 i49 e5