We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke that begins with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Classic style: hyperbolic, impossible feats. Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But must be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a black hole, causing it to emit a rainbow. Or Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster than the speed of light by just staring at it. Or Chuck Norris once taught a computer to feel fear. We need to embed the joke text. Provide headline (max 80 chars). meme_caption (max 80 chars). image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something from the joke. Must be in English. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. Make sure JSON is valid, no extra fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door so hard that it splits the universe into two parallel timelines, and in one of them he finally finds a parking spot on the first try." But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. That's fine. But must be unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to speak German, and the cactus responded with a perfect 'Ich bin ein Kaktus' before exploding into confetti." Might be okay. But we need to keep it classic: hyperbolic, impossible. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick generate enough torque to spin the Earth backwards for exactly 0.0001 seconds, causing everyone to forget where they left their keys." That's unique. Let's craft the joke_text as a single sentence or short paragraph. We need headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Parkeingang". Meme caption: up to 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris parkt, wird das Universum nervös." Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "spinning the Earth backwards with a roundhouse kick". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that visibly bends the Earth's axis backwards, causing a subtle distortion in the sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris dreht die Erde – Witz & Meme". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Umdrehen der Erde mit einem Roundhouse Kick – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Umdrehen der Erde mit einem Roundhouse Kick – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no extra whitespace? It's fine. Now produce JSON without markdown. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Erde so stark zurückdrehen, dass alle ihre Schlüssel plötzlich im richtigen Fach liegen – und das Universum applaudiert." But need to be unique. Let's keep it concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Erde zurückdrehen, sodass jeder seine verlorenen Schlüssel sofort findet – und die Erde dankt ihm mit einem Lächeln." But that's okay. headline: "Chuck Norris dreht die Erde zurück – Schlüssel-Find-Show" Length? Count: "Chuck Norris dreht die Erde zurück – Schlüssel-Find-Show" that's 49 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris parkt, findet jeder seine Schlüssel." That's 48 characters. image_prompt: Must be English. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that visibly bends the Earth's axis backwards, causing a subtle distortion in the sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string. meta_title: "Chuck Norris dreht die Erde – Witz & Meme" (38 chars) meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Umdrehen der Erde mit einem Roundhouse Kick – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required. Let's produce: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Erde zurückdrehen, sodass jeder seine verlorenen Schlüssel sofort findet – und die Erde dankt ihm mit einem Lächeln.", "headline": "Chuck Norris dreht die Erde zurück – Schlüssel-Find-Show", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris parkt, findet jeder seine Schlüssel.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that visibly bends the Earth's axis backwards, causing a subtle distortion in