We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. For example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er ein einziges Mal die Sonne sieht." Something unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt describing scene from the joke). Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er je die Sonne gesehen hat." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er je die Sonne gesehen hat." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Might be okay. Headline: maybe "Schmelzender Schneemann im Sommer". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn selbst der Schnee vor Chuck Norris kapituliert". <=80 chars. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris causing a snowman to melt in summer. So we can describe: "Chuck Norris standing in a desert summer heat, holding a snowman that is melting, with dramatic lighting, American flag background". Must include the description of the hero: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include that. Also mention "melting snowman". Must be in English. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz des Tages". Must be <=60 chars. Meta description: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann im Sommer – ironisch, legendär und absolut witzig." Must be <=160 chars. Check lengths. Let's count characters. Headline: "Schmelzender Schneemann im Sommer" length: count: S(1) c2 h3 m4 e5 l6 z7 e8 r9 d10 e11 n12 (space)13 S14 c15 h16 n17 e18 i19 m20 m21 e22 n23 (space)24 i25 m26 (space)27 S28 o29 m30 m31 e32 r33. That's 33 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn selbst der Schnee vor Chuck Norris kapituliert" length: count: W1 e2 n3 (space)4 s5 e6 l7 b8 (space)9 d10 e11 r12 (space)13 S14 c15 h16 n17 e18 e19 (space)20 v21 o22 r23 (space)24 C25 h26 u27 c28 k29 (space)30 N31 o32 r33 r34 i35 s36 (space)37 k38 a39 p40 i41 t42 i43 l44 i45 e46 t47 s48. That's 48 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a scorching summer desert holding a melting snowman, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Check length? Not required limit, but must be English. Should be okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz des Tages". Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space)6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space)13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 (space)18 S19 c20 h21 n22 e23 e24 m25 a26 n27 n28 (space)29 s30 c31 h32 m33 e34 l35 z36 e37 n38 (space)39 –40 (space)41 W42 i43 t44 z45 (space)46 d47 e48 s49 (space)50 T51 a52 g53 e54 s55. That's 55 characters, okay (<60). Actually includes an en dash maybe counts as char. It's fine. Meta description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann im Sommer – ironisch, legendär und absolut witzig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen schmelzenden Schneemann im Sommer – ironisch, legendär und absolut witzig." That's likely under 160. Let's count: E1 i2 n3 (space)4 k5 l6 a7 s8 s9 i10 c11 h12 e13 r14 (space)15 C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 (space)21 N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 (space)28 W29 i30 t31 z32 (space)33 ü34 b35 e36 r37 (space)38 e39 i40 n41 e42 n43 (space)44 s45 c46 h47 m48 e49 l50 z51 e52 n5