We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be within length limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's also common. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara without any water." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann ..." in German. Must be funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Museum verwandeln." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, indem er nur mit einem Finger auf die Tastatur tippt." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about his legendary beard controlling gravity. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Bartstrich das Wetter auf einer Party steuern." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall kauen und dabei die Zeit zurückdrehen." That's okay. But we need to keep it within typical joke length. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall kauen und damit die Zeit zurückdrehen." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Not a known joke. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall kauen und damit die Zeit zurückdrehen." Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Zeitumkehr-Kaugummi". That's 16 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, dreht sich die Welt zurück!" That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a bright pink bubble‑gum that glows like a miniature planet, with a swirling vortex of time around it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, starry space background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we should put something like "He is chewing a glowing bubble‑gum that creates a time‑warp vortex". So the prompt becomes: "... Black sleeveless vest. He is chewing a glowing bubble‑gum that creates a time‑warp vortex. Photorealistic action movie poster..." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Zeitumkehr-Kaugummi – Witz". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Zeit zurückdreht. Lustig, ironisch und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Zeit zurückdreht. Lustig, ironisch und einzigartig." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Der Zeitumkehr-Kaugummi" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 Z5 e6 i7 t8 u9 m10 w11 e12 r13 k14 e15 i16 g17 -? Actually includes hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Der Zeitumkehr-Kaugummi" = 18? Let's count: D1 e2 r3 space4 Z5 e6 i7 t8 u9 m10 k11 e12 r13 -14 K15 a16 u17 g18 u19 m20 m21 i22. So 22 characters, well under 80. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, dreht sich die Welt zurück!" Count: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 k18 a19 u20 t21 ,22 space23 d24 r25 e26 h27 t28 space29 s30 i31 c32 h33 space34 d35 i36 e37 space38 W39 e40 l41 t42 space43 r44 ü45 c46 k47 !48. So 48 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Zeitumkehr-Kaugummi – Witz" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 Z14 e15 i16 t17 u18 m19 w20 e21 r22 k23 e24 i25 g26 -? Actually hyphen