We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid offensive, political, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard, or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel and forced it to give directions to the North Pole in a single step. Or Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself by staring at it. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard and a single glance." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by tapping his watch." Something like that. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube rearranges itself into a map of the world." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, and the sun immediately apologizes." Hmm. We need to keep it concise but still funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the moon." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single finger snap, and gravity now works only on Tuesdays." That might be too abstract. We need a clear punchline. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often have a hyperbolic scenario: "Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, but he prefers to kill one bird with two stones." Not good. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and the continent is named after his favorite coffee brand." That is unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a single roundhouse kick, and the continent's capital is named 'Roundhouse City'." That is okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a single roundhouse kick, and the continent's capital is named Roundhouse City." That is a joke. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the entire joke, maybe including setup and punchline. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a single roundhouse kick, and the continent's capital is named Roundhouse City." That's the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Neue Kontinent durch Chuck Norris". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt setzt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's 58 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new continent floating in the sky, with dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include specifics from the joke: "mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new continent floating in the sky". Also mention "Roundhouse City" maybe. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is executing a powerful roundhouse kick that materializes a glowing new continent in the sky, the continent's capital city labeled 'Roundhouse City' visible on its surface. Dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". That's 38 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett sicher." That's about 130 chars. Check lengths. Now ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Make sure JSON keys exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Check that headline max 80 characters. "Neue Kontinent durch Chuck Norris" length: count characters: N(1) e2 u3 e4 (space5) K6 o7 n8 t9 i10 n11 e12 n13 t14 (space15) d16 u17 r18 c19 h20 (space21) C22 h23 u24 c25 k26 (space27) N28 o29 r30 r31 i32 s33 c34. That's 34 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt setzt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent" length: count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) e18 i19 n20 (space21) T22 r23 i24 t25 (space26) s27 e28 t29 z30 t31 (space32) ,33 (space34) e35 s36 t37 a38 b39 e40 (space41) e42 i43 n44 (space45) n46 e47 u48 e49 n50 (space51) K52 o53 n53? Wait need recount properly. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's likely