We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the GPS; it still hasn't found him." Or something with "Chuck Norris can make a horsepower engine run on coffee." Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" maybe at beginning. Example: "Chuck Norris can bench press a skyscraper and still have time to brew a perfect cup of coffee." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to think it's a toaster, and the toaster will obey." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days left." That's maybe too weird. We need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Let's create something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's maybe not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will thank him." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal travel through solid rock just by whispering 'connect'." That's techy. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's start: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt. The image prompt must describe a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene: e.g., "Chuck Norris standing on a mountain of broken keyboards, holding a glowing USB stick, with a storm of binary code swirling." Something like that. We need to produce image_prompt in English: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill the placeholder [Specific scene from the joke] with a description of the scene. Eg: "standing atop a mountain of shattered monitors, holding a glowing USB stick that emits neon light". Let's craft. Now meta_title <=60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. The Calendar: A Legendary Duel". That's 38 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. The Calendar: A Legendary Duel" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)v14s15.16 (space17)T18h19e20 (space21)C22a23l24e25n26d27a28r29:30 (space31)A32 (space33)L34e35g36e37n38d39a40r41y42 (space43)D44u45e46l47. That's 47 characters, okay. Meta_description <=160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kampf mit einem Kalender, der nur 364 Tage hat – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Now headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris stellt den Kalender in die Knie". That's about 38 characters. Meme caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Kalender nur 364 Tage hat – Chuck Norris hat das entschieden". That's maybe 71 characters. Now joke_text: Must be the full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, and the snowflakes bow down in respect." That's okay but maybe not unique enough. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch the sunrise; the cat now works for NASA." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a toaster to become a quantum computer, and it now solves world hunger in 0.0001 seconds." That's techy. But we need a specific scene for image prompt. Let's pick a scene: "Chuck Norris standing on a mountain of broken keyboards, holding a glowing USB stick that emits neon light, while binary code rains around him." That's a specific scene. Now the joke text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a toaster think it's a quantum computer, and it now solves world hunger in 0.0001 seconds." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar feel ashamed by simply existing; the calendar now only has 364 days left." That's unique. Let's write: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar feel ashamed just by existing, so it decided to cut one day and now only has 364 days left." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar feel ashamed just by existing, so it decided to cut one day and now only has 364 days left." That's the joke_text. Now image prompt: need to describe a specific scene from the joke. The scene: "Chuck Norris standing next to a torn calendar page that reads '365' with a red X over one day, holding a tiny scythe made of clock hands, with a stormy sky of dates swirling." That might be too complex. Simpler: "Chuck Norris holding a giant red marker, crossing out a day on a massive wall calendar, while the remaining days tremble." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris holding a giant red marker,