We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must obey constraints: joke starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English description for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and creates a new element named Norithium." That's maybe unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft auf einer Insel umkehrt und die Insel plötzlich schwebt." That might be okay. But we need to be careful not to repeat typical jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the whole world." Let's craft something original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller novel with a single breath, and every copy automatically becomes a bestseller." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Server Angst haben, seine Gedanken zu überlisten." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick a scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a weapon of mass destruction just by thinking about it." That's similar to existing jokes about turning anything into a weapon. Maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by exhaling." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Atemzug eine komplette Wüste in einen Regenwald verwandeln, und die Bäume applaudieren." That's whimsical. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Atemzug eine komplette Wüste in einen Regenwald verwandeln, und die Bäume applaudieren." That's a joke. Now we need to fill fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short sentence. Provide the joke text exactly as the joke. So "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Atemzug eine komplette Wüste in einen Regenwald verwandeln, und die Bäume applaudieren." headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Wüste in Regenwald". That's 33 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, blüht die Natur auf". That's 44 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on a barren desert, exhaling, and a lush rainforest sprouts around him, trees clapping". Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a barren desert while exhaling, causing a lush rainforest to sprout around him and trees to clap, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Wüste in Regenwald – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Wüste in Regenwald – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Wüste(5)=28, space=29, in(2)=31, space=32, Regenwald(9)=41, space=42, –(1)=43, space=44, Witz(4)=48. So 48 chars, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein Atemzug eine Wüste in einen Regenwald verwandelt – humorvoll und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein Atemzug eine Wüste in einen Regenwald verwandelt – humorvoll und einzigartig." That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. Check constraints: Must not repeat existing jokes. This is likely unique. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. It's fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure JSON is valid, no trailing commas. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Atemzug eine komplette Wüste in einen Regenwald verwandeln, und die Bäume applaudieren." headline: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Wüste in Regenwald" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, blüht die Natur auf" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a barren desert while exhaling, causing a