We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: typical Chuck Norris facts are hyperbolic, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing a specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent lives forever as a hamster." That's a bit weird. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." That's existing. Need something new. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee cup into a black hole that swallows all Monday mornings." That's unique. But must be a joke, not just a fact. Could be a short story: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world's most efficient gym." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, and then the snowman becomes a snow-cone that powers his car." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube spontaneously turns into a portal to his personal gym." That's okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris humor: hyperbolic, absurd. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain, and the mountain thanks him by turning into a treadmill that never stops." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick generate enough electricity to power the entire internet for a year, and the internet then sends him a thank-you note written in Morse code using only his beard." That's too long. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light into a disco ball with a single glare, causing all cars to dance instead of stop." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's pick something: "Chuck Norris can make a paper airplane fly so fast that it writes the next prime number in the sky, and the sky then applauds." That's okay. But need to be in German. The joke_text must be German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Kontinent erschafft, auf dem alle Menschen nur noch aus Lachen bestehen." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult und den Erfinder des Kaugummis ein High‑Five gibt." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: hyperbolic, absurd, referencing his strength, roundhouse kicks, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Blick auf einen Kühlschrank werfen und daraus einen ganzen Supermarkt voller Snacks zaubern, die dann selbständig tanzen." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a specific scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball fight end instantly by simply breathing, and the snowballs turn into tiny ninjas that deliver pizza." That's okay. But we need to produce JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Mond erschafft, der dann als Nachttisch für alle Weltraumfahrer dient." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Kontinent erschafft, auf dem alle Menschen nur noch aus Lachen bestehen." That's good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der legendäre Rundtritt, der einen Kontinent aus Lachen erschuf". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, wächst ein neuer Kontinent." That's okay. Image_prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing on a newly formed continent made of laughing people, holding a glowing roundhouse kick aura". Must be English. Must end with "No text, no captions." Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing on a newly formed continent made of laughing people, a glowing roundhouse kick aura surrounding him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Lachen – Witz". That's maybe 55 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Lachen – Witz" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)e15r16s17c18h19a20f21t22 (space23)K24o25n26t27i28n29e30n31t32 (space33)a34u35s36 (space37)L38a39c40h41e42n43 (space44)–45 (space46)W47i48t49z50. That's 50 characters approx, okay. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, der einen Kontinent aus Lachen erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: let's approximate <160. It's okay. Now ensure