We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique content. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique, not typical. Could do something like: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Need something more original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a vacuum cleaner." Or "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal disappear just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by staring at it." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben erhalten, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's German. But we need a joke text, headline, meme caption, image prompt, meta title, meta description. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben erhalten, indem er ihn nur ansieht – selbst die Sonne schmilzt vor Angst." Headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann überleben" Meme caption: "Schneemann im Sommer – nur Chuck Norris kann das schaffen" Image prompt: Need English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, plus specific scene from the joke. The scene: maybe "standing in a summer field, holding a frozen snowman that refuses to melt, sun blazing behind". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a sunlit summer field holding a perfectly intact snowman that refuses to melt, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Sommer leben – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Sommer leben – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 lässt(5) space3 Schneemann(10) space4 im(2) space5 Sommer(6) space6 leben(5) space7 – (1) space8 Witz(4) total approx 5+1+6+1+5+1+10+1+2+1+6+1+5+1+1+1+4 = maybe 48? Should be okay under 60. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein einziger Blick von Chuck Norris hält einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz, der dich zum Lachen bringt." Count approx 130. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. This seems unique. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Our headline is "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Sommer leben – Witz". That's under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters. "Schneemann im Sommer – nur Chuck Norris kann das schaffen". Count: Schneemann(10) space1 im(2) space2 Sommer(6) space3 – (1) space4 nur(3) space5 Chuck(5) space6 Norris(6) space7 kann(4) space8 das(3) space9 schaffen(8) total ~53, okay. Image prompt must be English, include specifics. We'll include the scene: "standing in a sunlit summer field holding a perfectly intact snowman that refuses to melt". Good. Meta title max 60 characters. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Sommer leben – Witz". Let's count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 space6 N7o8r9r10i11s12 space13 l14ä15s16s17t18 space19 S20c21h22n23e24e25m26a27n28n29 space30 i31m32 space33 S34o35m36m37e38r39 space40 l41e42b43e44n45 space46 –47 space48 W49i50t51z52. So 52 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters. Our description: "Ein einziger Blick von Chuck Norris hält einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz, der dich zum Lachen bringt." Let's count roughly: Ein(3) space4 einziger(7) space8 Blick(5) space6 von(3) space7 Chuck(5) space8 Norris(6) space9 hält(4) space10 einen(5) space11 Schneemann(10) space12 im(2) space13 Sommer(6) space14 am(2) space15 Leben(5) space16 – (1) space17 ein(3) space18 klassischer,(11) space19 ironischer,(11) space20 Witz,(5) space21 der(3) space22 dich(4) space23 zum(3) space24 Lachen(6) space25 bringt.(7). That's about 124 characters, okay. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure no extra text, just JSON. No markdown code block. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer am Leben erhalten, indem er ihn nur ansieht – selbst die Sonne schmilzt vor Angst.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann im Sommer leben – Witz", "meme_caption": "Schneemann im Sommer – nur Chuck Norris kann das schaffen", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a sunlit summer field holding a
