We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats. Provide a joke text, headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. Ensure no markdown formatting. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a meteor into orbit, causing the Ice Age." Or something about his beard controlling gravity. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by tapping his watch." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube instantly becomes a black hole." That might be too sci-fi. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not unique. We need something unique and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, causing global warming." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a day." That's unique. But must be in German. Joke text in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden umkehrt – und plötzlich fällt der Himmel nach unten." That's funny. But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Kaugummi in ein Unendlichkeits‑Loop‑Kaugummi verwandeln, das nie mehr geklaut werden kann." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so präzise ausführen, dass er die Uhrzeit in einer anderen Zeitzone neu definiert – und plötzlich ist Mitternacht um 3 Uhr nachts." That's unique. Let's produce a joke text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundumschlag die Zeit so durcheinanderbringen, dass die Uhrzeit in einer anderen Zeitzone neu definiert wird – plötzlich ist Mitternacht um 3 Uhr nachts." That's okay. Now headline: up to 80 characters. Something like "Zeitrewind-Roundhouse: Chuck Norris definiert die Uhr neu". That's within 80. Meme caption: up to 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris die Zeit neu definiert". That's okay. Image prompt: English description of scene. Must include specific scene from the joke. Something like "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time vortex around a clock, causing the clock hands to spin backwards. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. So we should include the scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time vortex around a clock, causing the clock hands to spin backwards". That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt should be a single string containing that description. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris definiert die Zeit neu – Witz". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, der die Uhrzeit neu definiert – witzig, einzigartig und voll actiongeladen!" That's within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no extra text. Provide raw JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Zeitrewind-Roundhouse: Chuck Norris definiert die Uhr neu" length? Count characters: Z(1) e2 i3 t4 r5 e6 w7 i8 n9 d10 -11 R12 o13 u14 n15 d16 h17 o18 u19 s20 e21 :22 space23 C24 h25 u26 c27 k28 space29 N30 o31 r32 r33 i34 s35 space36 d37 e38 f39 i40 n41 i42 e43 t44 space45 d46 i47 e48 space49 d50 i51 e52 r53 space54 U55 h56 r57 e58 n59 .60 That's 60 characters exactly? Might be okay under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris die Zeit neu definiert" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris die Zeit neu definiert". Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 d19 i20 e21 space22 Z23 e24 i25 t26 space27 n28 e29 u30 space31 g32 e33 d34 e35 f36 i37 n38 t39. That's 39 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris definiert die Zeit neu – Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 d14 e15 f16 i17 n18 i19 e20 t21 space22 d23 i24 e25 space26 d27 i27? Actually let's count properly: "Chuck Norris definiert die Zeit neu – Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space