We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. We need to ensure fields length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget its own password just by looking at it." That might be similar to existing jokes. Need unique. Let's think: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. That's typical. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, and the snow turns into a perfect espresso." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a coffee brew itself by staring at the beans." Something like that. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can teach a cactus to speak German just by whispering 'Guten Tag'." That might be okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon and still download the entire Netflix catalog in one second." That's a modern twist. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Many jokes about Wi-Fi exist. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by blinking." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by blinking, causing everyone else to forget what day it is." That seems unique. But need to be in German. So we need to write the joke in German. The joke_text field should contain the full joke text in German. It must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Datum im Kalender um einen Tag vorwärts springen lassen – und plötzlich glaubt die ganze Welt, es sei Montag, obwohl es eigentlich Freitag ist." But need to be funny and classic. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Schwerkraft für fünf Sekunden aufheben – und plötzlich schweben alle Kaffeetassen im Büro." But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Zahnpasta erschaffen, indem er einfach nur die Zahnbürste schwenkt." But need to be more classic. Let's think of a typical Chuck Norris joke structure: "Chuck Norris can ... [absurd ability]." We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann aus reinem Eis erschaffen, indem er nur mit seinem Bart bläst – und der Schneemann fängt sofort an, ihm einen Applaus zu klatschen." That's whimsical. But we need to ensure it's not too long and fits constraints. Now we need to fill fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence or short paragraph. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example, if the joke is about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of pure ice by blowing with his beard and the snowman claps for him", the image prompt should describe that scene. We need to keep it within the constraints: English prompt, hyper-realistic portrait, etc. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: Joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Schwerkraft für fünf Sekunden aufheben – und plötzlich schweben alle Kaffeetassen im Büro." But that might be similar to existing jokes about niesen. Let's think of something more unique: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Zahnpasta erschaffen, indem er einfach nur die Zahnbürste schwenkt – und der Regenbogen fängt an, ihm ein Lied zu singen." But that's odd. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kalender um einen Tag überspringen, indem er nur blinzelt – und plötzlich glaubt die ganze Welt, es sei Montag, obwohl es eigentlich Freitag ist." That seems unique. Let's use that as joke_text. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit tanzen". That's short, under 80 characters. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Kalender neu geschrieben". Must be <=80 characters. Image prompt: Need to describe specific scene from the joke. The joke involves Chuck Norris blinking causing the calendar to skip a day, making everyone think it's Monday though it's Friday. So the scene could be Chuck Norris winking, with a calendar flipping, American flag background, etc. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Specific scene from the joke]" and "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill the placeholder with the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris winks, a calendar page flips forward, and a clock hands spin". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris winks, causing a calendar page to flip forward and a clock to spin, with an American flag backdrop". Must be included in the prompt. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winks, causing a calendar page to flip forward and a clock to spin, with an American flag backdrop. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to ensure it