We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide creative, surprising. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars. meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffee trinkt." But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank gebaut, der so kalt war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 5 Grad senkte." That's unique. But must be funny, typical Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." That's a bit weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Sonnenbrand bekommt." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Sonnenbrand bekommt." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." That's a bit odd but funny. But maybe we want something about his beard? Classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bart so stark wachsen lassen, dass er als eigenständiger Baum im Wald gezählt wird." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass es warm ist." Hmm. Let's think of something more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Sonnenbrand bekommt." That's okay. But maybe we can incorporate a meme caption: "Kühlschrank-König". Let's craft. Now we need to produce JSON with fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Sonnenbrand bekommt." That's a joke. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. headline: "Kältester Sonnenbrand ever" Length? "Kältester Sonnenbrand ever" is 22 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn der Kühlschrank die Sonne verbrennt" length? Let's count: "Wenn der Kühlschrank die Sonne verbrennt" = 33 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So something like: "Chuck Norris standing in front of a massive refrigerator, his hand emitting icy blue light, causing the sun to glow red with a sunburn effect, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background". Must include the specifics: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed that description. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, holding a massive refrigerator that emits icy blue light, causing the sun to glow red as if sunburned, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." That's okay. meta_title: Must be <=60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Sonnenbrand Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Sonnenbrand Witz" = let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kühlschrank-Sonnenbrand(20?) Let's count precisely: "Kühlschrank-Sonnenbrand" length: K(1)ü2ü3l4l5s6c7h8r9a10n11k12-(13)S14o15n16n17e18n19b20r21a22n23d24. So total so far: 13+24=37? Actually we need to recount: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Sonnenbrand Witz". Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "Kühlschrank-Sonnenbrand"24? Let's count: K1 ü2 ü3 l3? Actually "Kühlschrank" is 10 letters? Let's just approximate total length maybe 45. Then space=1 =>46, "Witz"4 =>50. So under 60. Good. meta_description: <=160 chars. Something like: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kühl