We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide unique scenario. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, avoid. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" etc. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". That's typical. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare". Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi router into a black hole just by unplugging it". That might be unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". That's maybe not unique enough. Better: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics by signing a petition". Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess against himself in three moves". That's typical. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into the stratosphere just by breathing". That could be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman grow taller just by sneezing". Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". That's typical. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect the future". That's unique. Ok, final joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply turning off the lights". That might be okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by simply turning off the lights." That's a joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Schneesturm-Trick". That's 20 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn das Licht ausgeht, wird der Schnee zum Sand". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris turning off a lighthouse to stop a snowstorm". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris turning off a lighthouse to stop a snowstorm. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verschwinden – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verschwinden – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneesturm(10)=29, space=30, verschwinden(11)=41, space=42, – (1?) maybe dash counts as char, space? Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneesturm verschwinden" is 38 chars. Add maybe "Witz". That's 41. So okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Lichtschalter einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringt. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Lichtschalter einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe ~130. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: German joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide the full joke. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt as described. - meta_title: max 60 chars. - meta_description: max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft unique joke: Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm melt just by flipping a light switch." That's similar but maybe okay. But we need unique twist: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by turning off the sun." That's impossible but comedic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm vanish by simply unplugging the North Pole." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm vanish by unplugging the North Pole." That's a bit weird but okay. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. I think it's unique. Now write joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er den Nordpol einfach absteckt." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. That is unique. Now headline: maybe "Der Nordpol-Schalter: Chuck Norris lässt Schneestürme verschwinden". Count characters: Let's count: "Der Nordpol-Schalter: Chuck Norris lässt Schneestürme verschwinden". That's about 58 chars, okay. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn der Nordpol aussteckt, wird der Schnee zum Sand". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene: "Chuck Norris unplugs the North Pole to stop a snowstorm". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris unplugs the North Pole to stop a