We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but can be English? Probably German as well. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, avoid. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Let's craft something original. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm, and the computer immediately apologizes." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style often involves absurd superhuman feats. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That's okay but maybe not unique. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a boring meeting into a worldwide viral dance challenge just by blinking." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: He can do impossible things, often with roundhouse kicks, etc. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and every copy automatically becomes a self‑help guide for time travel." That's maybe too long. We need to keep joke_text concise but can be a sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number, and mathematicians worldwide start praying to him for more." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number, and mathematicians worldwide start praying to him for more." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Primzahl mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's about 45 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt lands, wird die Mathematik religös". That's about 55 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". So we need to embed the scene: maybe "He throws a glowing roundhouse kick that leaves a glowing prime number in the air". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a glowing roundhouse kick that materializes a shimmering prime number in the air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris schafft neue Primzahl – unglaublich!" That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Primzahl entstehen und versetzt Mathematiker in Ehrfurcht. Jetzt viral!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris lässt mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Primzahl entstehen und versetzt Mathematiker in Ehrfurcht. Jetzt viral!" That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as requested, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should not be offensive. Should be funny. Should mention Chuck Norris. Should be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt is English. Make sure headline <=80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Primzahl mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count characters: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Primzahl mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's 58 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt lands, wird die Mathematik religös". Count: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt lands, wird die Mathematik religös". That's about 61 characters. Good. Meta title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Primzahl – unglaublich!" Count: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Primzahl – unglaublich!" That's 48 characters. Meta description <=160 chars: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Primzahl entstehen und versetzt Mathematiker in Ehrfurcht. Jetzt viral!" Let's count characters including spaces: I'll approximate: "Chuck Norris lässt mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Primzahl entstehen und versetzt Mathematiker in Ehrfurcht. Jetzt viral!" Length: - "Chuck Norris lässt mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Primzahl entstehen und versetzt Mathematiker in Ehrfurcht." That's 96 characters? Let's count precisely: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "mit"3 =>21, space=22, "einem"4 =>26, space=27, "einzigen"8 =>35, space=36, "Tritt"5 =>41, space=42, "eine"4 =>46, space=47, "neue"4 =>51, space=52, "Primzahl"8 =>60, space=61, "entstehen"9 =>70, space=71, "und"3 =>74, space=75, "versetzt"8 =>83, space=84, "Mathematiker"12 =>96, space=97, "in"2 =>99, space=100, "Ehrfurcht."10 =>110. Then space=111, "Jetzt"5 =>116, space=117