We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language? The user wants a funny classic Chuck Norris joke in German. The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text in German. headline is short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt is English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title SEO title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO description max 160 chars. We must ensure uniqueness, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative and surprising. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often are absurd exaggerations: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Or "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, the Earth does a push-up." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the face of a unicorn and still have it land on a rainbow." Something unique. We need to embed the scene in image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". So we need to describe the specific scene in the prompt. For example, "He is holding a giant calculator that shows '0' with a lightning bolt, while a group of mathematicians kneel." Or "He is single-handedly lifting a massive stack of textbooks titled 'Advanced Calculus' with one hand, while a school bus full of students watches in awe." Must be specific. Make sure image_prompt is English, no text or captions. Must include "No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Witz: Der ultimative Mathe-Gott". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Witz: Der ultimative Mathe-Gott" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Witz:(5)=18, space=19, Der(3)=22, space=23, ultimative(9)=32, space=33, Mathe-Gott(9)=42. That's 42 characters, okay. Meta_description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Mathematik und Superkräfte – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Mathematik und Superkräfte – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 84 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris rechnet mit Null – und die Null zittert". Count: "Chuck Norris rechnet mit Null – und die Null zittert" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 rechnet(6)=19 space=20 mit(3)=23 space=24 Null(4)=28 space=29 – (dash with spaces?) Actually there is space before dash? We'll write "–" maybe counts as one char. Let's approximate under 80. Meme_caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris die Null teilt, entsteht ein neuer Universum". Count maybe under 80. Now craft the joke_text. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen – selbst wenn das Ergebnis das Universum neu definiert. Als er einmal versuchte, 0 durch 0 zu teilen, entstand ein neues Paralleluniversum, in dem jede Mathematik funktioniert und die Schulbücher plötzlich nur noch aus 'Chuck Norris Fakten' bestehen." But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but we can use it with twist. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, 0 durch 0 zu teilen. Statt einer Undefinierten hat er ein ganzes Paralleluniversum erschaffen, in dem jede Gleichung automatisch wahr ist – und die Schulbücher schreiben sich von selbst." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris versucht, 0 durch 0 zu teilen..." That's okay. Make sure it's funny, unique. Now image_prompt: Must include specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris attempting to divide 0 by 0, causing a parallel universe to appear, maybe with floating equations, a school bus, etc. Must be described in English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" describing the scene. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands in a massive laboratory, holding a glowing calculator that displays '0/0 = ∞', while swirling vortexes of alternate realities open behind him, mathematicians in awe. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the scene. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure each field is a string. Provide proper JSON. Let's craft: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris versucht, 0 durch 0 zu teilen. Statt einer Undefinierten öffnet sich ein portalartiger Riss, der ein ganzes Paralleluniversum enthüllt, in dem jede mathematische Gleichung sofort wahr wird – und die Schulbücher fangen an, sich selbst zu schreiben.", "headline": "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null und erschafft ein neues Universum", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris 0/0 rechnet, entsteht ein neues Universum", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands in a massive laboratory, holding a glowing calculator that displays '