We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style, funny, ironic. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse talk, or he can make the sun rise by staring at it. Need something not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget its own password just by looking at it." That's somewhat known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a vegan burger taste like a steak just by breathing on it." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by thinking about summer." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeated. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by using only his beard." That's unique. But must be in German. The joke_text must be German. It must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Provide a funny statement. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Augenzwinkern in ein Pot of Gold verwandeln." That's unique. But need to be classic: maybe about his beard controlling gravity. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann die Schwerkraft einfach ausschalten, indem er seinen Bart ein wenig nach links dreht." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn anzustupsen – er öffnet ihn einfach mit einem Blick, weil er weiß, dass der Kühlschrank Angst vor ihm hat." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of something about his ability to make a computer think it's a toaster. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer dazu bringen, sich selbst als Kaffeemaschine zu sehen, indem er einfach 'Brew' sagt." That's unique. But must be in German. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer dazu bringen, sich selbst als Kaffeemaschine zu sehen, indem er einfach 'Brew' sagt." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his ability to make a snowman melt by just breathing. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er nur einen einzigen Atemzug ausstößt, weil er glaubt, dass Winter zu langsam ist." That's okay. But need to be classic: maybe about his ability to make a horse run faster than a cheetah by just naming it. Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Marathon laufen, indem er einfach im Kreis geht, weil die Strecke sich selbst anpasst, um ihn zu ehren." That's okay. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. Now we need to produce JSON with fields: - joke_text: The full joke text (German). Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Provide a full sentence. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something from the joke. For example, "holding a melting snowman in his hands" or "staring at a Wi‑Fi router that glows". Must be specific. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All must be within length constraints. We must avoid markdown code blocks. Just output raw JSON. Let's craft: Joke text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er nur einen einzigen Atemzug ausstößt, weil er glaubt, dass Winter zu langsam ist." Check length: It's okay. Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Winter schmelzen". That's 23 characters, within 80. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird's Sommer". That's 30 characters, within 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris exhaling a powerful breath that turns a snowman into steam, the snowman melting mid‑air, American flag background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting." But must include [Specific scene from the joke] placeholder replaced with actual scene. So we can embed "exhaling a powerful breath that turns a snowman into steam, the snowman melting mid‑air". That is the specific scene. Make sure no extra text besides the description. The prompt should be a single string. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Winter schmelzen – Witz". That's 38 characters, within 60. Meta description: maybe "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er mit einem Atemzug den Winter zum Schmelzen bringt. Lustig, ironisch, einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er mit einem Atemzug den Winter zum Schmelzen bringt. Lustig, ironisch, einzigartig." That's about 130 characters, within 160. Now ensure no repeats, no clichés. This is unique. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er nur einen einzigen Atemzug ausstößt, weil er glaubt, dass Winter zu langsam ist.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt Winter schmelzen", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet