We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must not repeat similar formulations. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc with specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that placeholder with a specific scene from the joke. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle in a single second, and the solution is always the number 42, because he knows the answer to everything." That's not unique maybe. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, but the computer surrendered after realizing it was outmatched by a human who could beat it with a single glance." Hmm. We need something classic: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's also known. We need unique. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a staring contest against a statue of himself, causing the statue to crack. Or Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a toaster to become a quantum computer, and it will toast bread while simultaneously solving world hunger." That's too far. Better: "Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a game of rock-paper-scissors against a team of 10,000 AI opponents, and the AI will then start chanting his name." That's maybe okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: Exaggerated abilities, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the entire source code of the internet in a single glance, and then rewrite it to make cats rule the world." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can stare at a blank page and instantly generate a bestselling novel, and the book will automatically sell itself." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, World!' program into a blockbuster movie that wins every Oscar, and the audience will be forced to applaud with their feet." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a specific scenario that hasn't been used: Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city will then rename its streets after him. That's okay. But we need to keep it short and punchy. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will rearrange itself into a perfect portrait of himself." That's okay. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a staring contest against a mirror, and the mirror will crack from the sheer intensity." That's classic. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Many jokes about staring contest exist. Maybe choose something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the resulting water will power a hydroelectric dam." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a game of musical chairs by simply sitting down, causing all other chairs to disappear." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a calculator to count to infinity, and the numbers will keep increasing until the universe runs out of space." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green for everyone just by winking, and the city will then rename the street after him." That's okay. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a snowball fight against an entire army of snowmen, and the snowmen will then surrender and start building him a palace." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Maybe we can craft a joke about "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus that only affects other computers, and then use it to fix his own computer." That's too meta. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. We need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is the ruler, and the portal will only open when he says 'Hello'." That's okay. But we need to keep it short. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a single punch generate enough force to rewrite the laws of physics, and the universe will then thank him with a round of applause." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Ok, let's pick a joke: "Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a game of chess against a supercomputer by moving a pawn forward, and the computer will then concede defeat and rename itself after him." That's okay. But maybe too long. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single drop of rain fall upward, and the sky will then apologize for the inconvenience." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a single drop of rain fall upward, and the sky will then apologize for the inconvenience." That's okay. Now we need to embed this joke in JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We