We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text/captions in image. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, and the computer surrendered." That's also common. Need something unique. Let's think: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole. Or Chuck Norris can bench press a planet. Or Chuck Norris can make the sun rise just because he wants coffee. Something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but it gave up and asked for directions from him." That's a bit. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own jokes, but only if the computer promises to never run out of coffee." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by shaving his beard." That's unique. But must be funny, classic. Let's think of a scenario: He once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, and the calculator gave up and asked for a break. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of himself from the future, and the camera exploded with awesomeness." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon, but only if he first teaches the moon to respect his privacy." That's somewhat unique. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt. The image prompt must describe a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene: maybe Chuck Norris standing on the moon holding a Wi‑Fi router, with a dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. But the image prompt must be in English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to include that scene. Let's craft joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the nearest coffee shop, but the GPS gave up and asked for directions from him." That's a bit. But we need a specific scene: maybe Chuck Norris holding a GPS device, looking at a coffee shop sign, with a dramatic background. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's classic. But we need a specific scene: maybe Chuck Norris kicking the moon, causing it to spin backwards, with an American flag background. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's okay. Now we need to embed that in JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's a single sentence, but maybe we can add a punchline: "Even the moon had to ask for directions." Hmm. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second, and then politely asks it to stay in line." That's a bit longer. But we need to keep it as a joke text. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit backwards for a second." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt den Mond rückwärts laufen" But must be German, max 80 chars. Let's do: "Chuck Norris lässt den Mond für einen Sekundenbruchteil rückwärts laufen" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris lässt den Mond für einen Sekundenbruchteil rückwärts laufen" length? Let's approximate: "Chuck Norris" (12) + space (1) =13, "lässt" (5) =18, space=19, "den" (3)=22, space=23, "Mond" (4)=27, space=28, "für" (3)=31, space=32, "einen" (5)=37, space=38, "Sekundenbruchteil" (16)=54, space=55, "rückwärts" (7)=62, space=63, "laufen" (6)=69. So 69 characters, within 80. Good. Meme caption: max 80 chars, German, short. Something like: "Wenn der Mond plötzlich Rückwärtsgang macht 🌙💥". Count: "Wenn der Mond plötzlich Rückwärtsgang macht 🌙💥" length? Let's count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "der"3=8, space=9, "Mond"4=13, space=14, "plötzlich"9=23, space=24, "Rückwärtsgang"11=35, space=36, "macht"5=41, space=42, "🌙💥"2=44. So 44 chars, fine. Image prompt: English, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc., plus specific scene. Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to the moon, causing it to spin backwards". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleevel