We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid repeats. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen." But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Schluck leeren, ohne ihn zu öffnen." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehren ließ." That's unique. But must be funny, classic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent." That's whimsical. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entsteht." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about time travel: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sekundenzeiger zum Stillstand bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's similar to many jokes. Avoid. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebogen, um ihn als Tür zu benutzen, um in die nächste Dimension zu gehen." That's unique. But need to be concise for joke_text. Let's craft a short punchline: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag die Zeit zurückdrehen, damit er seine Socken immer passend findet." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to known jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". That's common. Avoid. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi geklaut, und der Kaugummi hat ihn gefragt, ob er ihn kauen will." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Mond macht." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entsteht, den er dann als Parkplatz nutzt." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep joke_text as a single sentence? It can be longer. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entsteht, den er dann als Parkplatz nutzt." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Kontinent werden". That's 38 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "standing on a newly formed continent made of pink bubblegum, holding a giant wad of chewing gum". Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a newly formed continent made of pink bubblegum, holding a giant wad of chewing gum, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Kontinent werden". That's 44 chars, okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi so stark, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entsteht – ein klassischer Witz über seine übermenschliche Power." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi so stark, dass daraus ein neuer Kontinent entsteht – ein klassischer Witz über seine übermenschliche Power." That's about 115 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure headline <=80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Kontinent werden" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5 + space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "Kaugummi"7 =>25, space=26, "zum"3 =>29, space=30, "Kontinent"9 =>39, space=40, "werden"6 =>46. So 46 chars, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde". Count: "Wenn"4 + space=5, "Kaugummi"7 =>12, space=13, "mehr"4 =>17, space=18, "Power"5 =>23, space=24, "hat"3 =>27, space=28, "als"3 =>31, space=32, "die"3 =>35, space=36, "Erde"4 =>40. So 40 chars, okay. Meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Kontinent werden" is 46 chars, okay (<60). Could also be shorter but okay. Meta_description: need <=160 chars. Let's count approximate: "Chuck Norris kaut