We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Provide a joke text that is funny, unique, typical Chuck Norris. Must be in JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide values accordingly. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water without the horse being thirsty." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's unique? Maybe. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift so scharf machen, dass er die Rechtschreibung von 'Unmöglich' auslöscht." That's a bit. But need classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration about his power. Something like "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne dass das Licht ausgeht." That's known. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Einhorn verwandeln, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, ohne dass er süß wird – er macht den Geschmack einfach weg." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Lachen bringen, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." That's similar. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Virus mit einem einzigen Blick infizieren, und der Virus wird dann Angst haben." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Unique twist: "Chuck Norris can make a round table square." That's known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum mit einem einzigen Rundumschlag füllen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich ohne Brot essen, weil das Brot Angst hat, nicht gebissen zu werden." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kühlschrank mit einem Blick füllen, und das Ergebnis ist ein Gourmetmenü, das selbst der Koch neidisch macht." That's okay but maybe too long. Must be a single joke text, not too long but okay. We need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Kühlschrank-Chuck". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kühlschrank öffnet, wird das Licht zum Star". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring at an empty refrigerator, causing it to glow with a golden aura". Must be within prompt. Image prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "staring at an empty refrigerator that glows with a golden aura". Must be in English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris und der magische Kühlschrank". That's 33 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris füllt einen leeren Kühlschrank mit einem Blick – ein unglaublich humorvoller Klassiker im Stil der legendären Actionhelden". Count characters: let's count approx: "Chuck Norris füllt einen leeren Kühlschrank mit einem Blick – ein unglaublich humorvoller Klassiker im Stil der legendären Actionhelden". That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Der unbezwingbare Kühlschrank-Chuck" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 s9 i10 g11 n12 a13 r14 e15 space16 K17 ü18 l18? Actually let's count precisely: "Der unbezwingbare Kühlschrank-Chuck". Characters: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 s9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 r15 e16 space17 K18 ü19 l20 l21 e22 r23 s24 c25 h26 a27 n28 k29 -30 C31 h32 u33 c34 k35. That's 35 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kühlschrank öffnet, wird das Licht zum Star". Count: Let's count roughly: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kühlschrank öffnet, wird das Licht zum Star". That's about 61 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris und der magische Kühlschrank" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 i11 s12 space13 u14 n15 d16 space17 d18 e19 r20 space21 d22 e23 r24 space25 m26 a27 g28 i29 s30 c31 h32 e33 n34 space35 K36 ü37 l38 l39 e40 r41 s42 c43 h44 a45 n46 k47. That's 47 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: Let's count approximate: "Chuck Norris füllt einen leeren Kühlschrank mit einem Blick – ein unglaublich humorvoller Klassiker im Stil der legendären Actionhelden".