We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The instruction says write in German. The image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen." But must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Rundumschlag in eine Eisschublade verwandeln." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Atemzug einen Tornado in eine Popcorn-Maschine verwandeln." That's classic. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser berührt." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser berührt." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser berührt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's known. Let's do something about "Chuck Norris can make a round square". That's known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi gleichzeitig kauen und gleichzeitig die Uhrzeit rückwärts lesen." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi gleichzeitig kauen und gleichzeitig die Uhrzeit rückwärts lesen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's funny and classic. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Rundumschlag in eine Eisschublade verwandeln." That's funny. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser berührt." That's okay. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser berührt." That's unique. Now we need headline: max 80 characters. Something like: "Schneemann-Schmelz-Wunder: Chuck Norris lässt Sommer frieren". Count characters: Let's count: "Schneemann-Schmelz-Wunder: Chuck Norris lässt Sommer frieren". That's 58 characters maybe. Good. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Schneemann schmilzt, liegt es nicht am Wetter, sondern an Chuck Norris." Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn der Schneemann schmilzt, liegt es nicht am Wetter, sondern an Chuck Norris." That's about 78 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: "Wenn der Schneemann schmilzt, liegt es nicht am Wetter, sondern an Chuck Norris." Count: W(1) e2 i3 n4 (space5) d6 e7 r8 (space9) S10 c11 h12 n13 e14 e15 m16 a17 n18 n19 (space20) s21 c22 h23 m24 i25 l26 t27 s28 ,29 (space30) l31 i32 e33 g34 (space35) e36 s37 (space38) n39 i40 c41 h42 t43 (space44) a45 m46 (space47) W48 e49 t50 t51 e52 r53 ,54 (space55) s56 o57 r58 n59 (space60) a61 n62 (space63) C64 h65 u66 c67 k68 (space69) N70 o71 r72 r73 i74 s75 .76 That's 76 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris melt a snowman in summer without touching water". So maybe: "Chuck Norris melting a snowman in summer without touching water, using only his gaze". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, melting a snowman in summer without touching water with his gaze, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 characters: Something like: "Chuck Norris Schneemann-Schmelz-Wunder – Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Schneemann-Schmelz-Wunder – Klassiker". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) S14 c15 h16 n17 e18 e19 m20 a21 n22 n23 -24 S25 c26 h27 m28 e29 l30 z31 -32 W33 u34 n35 d36 e37 r38 (space39) –40 (space41) K42 l43 a44 s45 s46 i47 k48 e49 r50. That's 50 characters maybe. Good. Meta description max 160 characters: Something like: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über das Schmelzen eines Schneemannes im Sommer, ohne Wasser zu berühren – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über das Schmelzen eines Schneemannes