We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Must not repeat existing jokes. Provide a new joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something new. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." Something like that. We need headline max 80 characters. meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. Must be in English? The prompt is English. So we need to embed the scene description in English? The placeholder says [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] - we need to replace with a specific scene from the joke, likely describing the action. Must be in English? The overall prompt is English, so we should write the scene in English. Meta title max 60 characters. Meta description max 160 characters. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the universe into two, and in one half he invented the perfect coffee, while in the other half he banned all decaf forever." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can stare at a blank page and force it to write the next bestseller, then burn the manuscript with a single glance." That might be okay. But must start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and when he does, the resulting number is the exact amount of humor left in the universe." That's a known joke, but maybe too common. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write a joke about itself, and then the computer laughs so hard it crashes the internet." That's maybe unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where all the socks in the world finally find their missing partners." That's unique. Let's craft a joke text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where all the missing socks finally find their mates, and then he uses the resulting surplus to power the world's biggest laundry machine." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise? Not specified length. Just a joke text. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that opens a portal to a dimension where every missing sock finds its perfect match, and then he uses the resulting flood of clean laundry to power the world's largest dryer." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Sock Dimension: The Ultimate Laundry Hack". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris' Sock Dimension: The Ultimate Laundry Hack" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6 Norris'(6) space=7 Sock(4)=11 space=12 Dimension:(10?) Actually "Dimension:" is 10 inc colon? Let's just approximate under 80. It's fine. But we need max 80 characters. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris' Sock Dimension: The Ultimate Laundry Hack". Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 '13 s14 space15 S16 o17 c18 k19 space20 D21 i22 m23 e24 n25 s26 i27 o28 n29 :30 space31 T32 h33 e34 space35 U36 l37 t38 i39 m40 a41 t42 e43 space44 L45 a46 u47 n48 d49 r50 y51 space52 H53 a54 c55 k56. So 56 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars: maybe "When your kick creates a sock utopia". Count: "When your kick creates a sock utopia" length: Let's count: W1 h2 e3 n4 space5 y6 o7 u8 r9 space10 k11 i12 c13 k14 space15 c16 r17 e18 a19 t20 e21 s22 space23 a24 space25 s26 o27 c28 k29 space30 u31 t32 o33 p34 i35 a36. That's 36 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. The joke involves a roundhouse kick opening a portal to a dimension where missing socks find mates, and then he uses the flood of clean laundry to power the world's largest dryer. So the scene could be "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that opens a glowing portal filled with floating socks, while a massive dryer looms behind him". Must be in English. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that opens a glowing portal filled with floating socks, while a massive industrial dryer towers behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one line? It's okay.