We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must follow rules: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer surrendered and gave him the answer." Or something about his beard controlling gravity. Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide-and-seek with a calendar. The calendar immediately surrendered and gave him all the dates." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a roundhouse kick to a duel, and the kick immediately retired and started a yoga class." Might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide joke_text as a full sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, and the snowflake immediately turned into an avalanche and apologized for being late." That's weird but okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to measure the speed of light with a stopwatch, and the stopwatch immediately gave up and handed him the answer." Hmm. We need something classic Chuck Norris style: absurd, impossible feats, with a twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to speak German, and the cactus immediately started reciting the entire works of Goethe while growing a new set of arms." That's unique. But maybe too long. Keep joke_text concise but funny. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to speak German, and the cactus immediately started reciting the entire works of Goethe while growing a new set of arms." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris und der sprechende Kaktus". That's 27 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn der Kaktus mehr Grammatik kann als du". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holds a microphone while a cactus recites Goethe on stage". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a microphone as a cactus recites Goethe on a stage, surrounded by blooming desert flowers. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaktus Witz – Klassiker". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen sprechenden Kaktus, der Goethe rezitiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen sprechenden Kaktus, der Goethe rezitiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 108 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Make sure headline <=80 chars. "Chuck Norris und der sprechende Kaktus" length: count characters: C(1)h2... let's count: "Chuck Norris und der sprechende Kaktus" = 33 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn der Kaktus mehr Grammatik kann als du" length: let's count: "Wenn der Kaktus mehr Grammatik kann als du" = 41 characters. Good. Image prompt must be English, include the required start phrase exactly: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure we include the phrase exactly as given, with period after vest? The instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with actual scene description in English. So final prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holds a microphone as a cactus recites Goethe on a stage surrounded by blooming desert flowers. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required. Now ensure meta_title <=60 chars. "Chuck Norris Kaktus Witz – Klassiker" length: count: "Chuck Norris Kaktus Witz – Klassiker" = 36 characters (including spaces). Good. Meta_description <=160 chars. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen sprechenden Kaktus, der Goethe rezitiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count characters precisely: E(1)i2n3 (space4)k5u6r7z8e9r10,11 (space12)i13r14o1