We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to generate a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We must ensure no repeats of existing jokes. Provide unique content. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffee trinkt." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, selbst wenn er nur ein Glas Wasser trinkt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der schmolz erst, als er aufgehört hat, ihn anzusehen." That's typical. But must start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann erschaffen, der erst dann schmilzt, wenn er aufhört, ihn anzusehen." That's okay. But we need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück nach Earth bringen, nur indem er ihn anschaut." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurückbringen, nur indem er ihn anschaut." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann erschaffen, der erst dann schmilzt, wenn er aufhört, ihn anzusehen." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can program a computer with a single glance". Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer mit einem einzigen Blick neu starten, selbst wenn er nur einen Stift hält." That's okay. But we need to be careful about uniqueness. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann erschaffen, der erst dann schmilzt, wenn er aufhört, ihn anzusehen." That's similar to known jokes about snowmen. Might be okay but maybe too similar. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass selbst Eiscreme zögert, sich zu bewegen." That's okay. But we need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so kalt machen, dass selbst Eiscreme zögert, sich zu bewegen." That's unique enough. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Frost-Flash von Chuck Norris". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn selbst die Eiscreme Respekt vor Chuck Norris hat". That's 49 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stares at a refrigerator, causing frost to spread". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a stainless steel refrigerator causing frost to spread across its surface, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Eiscreme zögern – epischer Witz". That's 49 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst Eiscreme vor Kälte zögert. Lache jetzt!" That's 106 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters, we have "Der ultimative Frost-Flash von Chuck Norris" length? Count: Der(3)+space=4, ultimative(10)=14, space=15, Frost-Flash(11)=26, space=27, von(3)=30, space=31, Chuck(5)=36, space=37, Norris(6)=43. So 43 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn selbst die Eiscreme Respekt vor Chuck Norris hat" length? Count: Wenn(4)+space=5, selbst(6)=11, space=12, die(3)=15, space=16, Eiscreme(8)=24, space=25, Respekt(7)=32, space=33, vor(3)=36, space=37, Chuck(5)=42, space=43, Norris(6)=49, space=50, hat(3)=53. So 53 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. We'll craft as described. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Eiscreme zögern – epischer Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5)+space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Eiscreme(8)=27, space=28, zögern(6)=34, space=35, – (dash?) maybe count as char, but okay, space=36, epischer(8)=44, space=45, Witz(4)=49. So 49 characters, okay. Meta description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst Eiscreme vor Kälte zögert. Lache jetzt!" Let's count roughly: Entdecke(8)+space=9, den(3)=12, space=13, legendären(10)=23, space=24, Chuck(5)=29, space=30, Norris(6)=36, space=37, Witz,(5)=42, space=43, bei(3)=46, space=47,