We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Ensure no repeats of existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst das Eis einen Schockschauer bekommt." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Blick zum Stillstand gebracht, weil er dachte, er sei zu laut." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris ..." Provide joke_text as full joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum gekaut, und als er ihn ausspuckte, entstand ein neuer Mond, der nur aus Kaugummi besteht." That's unique. Now headline: maybe "Der Kaugummi-Mond". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaugt, wird das Universum süß". <=80 chars. Image prompt: need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a glowing, translucent bubble‑gum that expands into a luminous, pastel-colored moon in the starry sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with actual scene: "chewing a glowing, translucent bubble‑gum that expands into a luminous, pastel-colored moon in the starry sky". Provide as part of prompt. Meta title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Kaugummi-Mond entstehen". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Kaugummi-Mond entstehen" length: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 ä16 s17 t18 space19 e20 i21 n22 e23 n24 space25 K26 a27 u28 g29 u30 m31 m32 i33 -? Actually "Kaugummi-Mond" includes hyphen. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Kaugummi-Mond entstehen". Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "lässt"17 (l14 ä15 s16 t17 t? Actually "lässt" 4 letters, so after space13, l14 ä15 s16 t17 t? Wait "lässt" is 4 characters: l, ä, s, t. So after space13, l14 ä15 s16 t17 t? Actually there are two t's? "lässt" spelled l ä s s t? No, "lässt" is l ä s s t? Actually German "lässt" has double s? It's "lässt": l, ä, s, s, t? No, correct spelling: "lässt" = l ä s s t? Actually "lassen" is l ä s s e n, so "lässt" is l ä s s t? Wait "lässt" is present 3rd person singular of "lassen": "lässt". That's l, ä, s, s, t? No, "lässt" has double s? Let's write: l ä s s t? Actually "lässt" has double s? The verb "lassen" -> "lässt". So letters: l, ä, s, s, t? No, "lässt" ends with "t"? The correct spelling: "lässt" = l ä s s t? Let's check: "er lässt". Yes, "lässt" ends with "t". So letters: l, ä, s, s, t? Actually "lässt" has double s before t: "lässt" = l ä s s t. So 5 characters. So after space13, we have l14 ä15 s16 s17 t18. Then space19, "einen" 5 letters => e20 i21 n22 e23 n24, space25, "Kaugummi-Mond" 12? Let's count: K1 a2 u3 g4 u5 m6 m7 i8 -? Actually hyphen counts as char: 9, M10 o11 n12 d13. So after space25, K26 a27 u28 g29 u30 m31 m32 i33 -? Actually we need to recount properly. This is too detailed; likely under 60 characters. Let's approximate: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Kaugummi-Mond entstehen" is about 44 characters maybe. Should be fine. Meta description <=160 chars: "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum und erschafft dabei einen leuchtenden Kaugummi-Mond, der das Universum süß macht." Count characters: likely under 160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code fences. Provide fields in order? Not required but must match keys. Provide JSON object. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum und spuckt ihn aus – daraus entsteht ein leuchtender, pastelfarbener Mond, der das Universum in süße Kaugummi‑Wolken hüllt." headline: "Der Kaugummi‑Mond von Chuck Norris" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaugt, wird das Universum süß" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a glowing, translucent bubble‑gum