We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris once used a roundhouse kick to fix a broken internet cable, and since then, the world has had zero latency." That's maybe too generic. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, and the snowman thanks him for the warm welcome." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke_text that is a full sentence. Something like: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and after three days of relentless roundhouse kicks, the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days." That's a bit typical but maybe okay. Need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat taught him the meaning of 'no return on investment' and now the cat runs the CIA." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without an oven; he simply stared at the batter until it rose, and the resulting dessert was so good that NASA named a satellite after it." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a grizzly bear; after ten minutes of hiding, the bear gave up and started a successful career as a professional yoga instructor." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of himself from the future; the camera exploded, and the resulting flash powered the entire city of Los Angeles for a week." That's unique. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of himself from the future; the camera exploded, and the resulting flash powered the entire city of Los Angeles for a week." That starts with Chuck Norris, is unique, not typical. It's funny, ironic. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Stadt mit Selfie-Blitz erleuchten". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Selbst die Stadt braucht ein Selfie für Chuck Norris". That's within 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a selfie stick that is sparking and exploding, with a bright flash illuminating Los Angeles skyline at night. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "exploding selfie stick causing a flash that powers Los Angeles". So include that. Meta title (max 60 chars): "Chuck Norris Selfie-Blitz erhellt Stadt - Witz". That's maybe 55 chars. Meta description (max 160 chars): "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Selfie-Stick, der eine Stadt mit seinem Blitz zum Leuchten bringt. Ein echter Klassiker!" That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Stadt mit Selfie-Blitz erleuchten". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17t18 (space19)S20t21a22d23t24 (space25)m26i27t28 (space29)S30e31l32f33i34e35-36B37l38i39t40z41 (space42)e43r44l45e46u47c48h49e50n51. That's 51 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80: "Selbst die Stadt braucht ein Selfie für Chuck Norris". Count: S1e2l3b4e5 (space6)d7i8e9 (space10)S11t12a13d14t15 (space16)b17r18a19u20c21h22 (space23)e24i25n26 (space27)S28e29l30f31i31? Actually let's count precisely: "Selbst die Stadt braucht ein Selfie für Chuck Norris". Let's count characters including spaces: S(1)e2l3b4e5s6t7 (space8)d9i10e11 (space12)S13t14a15d16t17 (space18)b19r20a21u22c23h24t25 (space26)e27i28n29 (space30)S31e32l33f34i35e36 (space37)f38ü39r40 (space41)C42h43u44c45k46 (space47)N48o49r50r51i52s53. That's 53 characters, okay. Image prompt must be English, as described. Provide the prompt. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Selfie-Blitz erhellt Stadt - Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)S14e15l16f17i18-19B20l21i22t23z24 (space25)e26r27e