We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his age, his legend. Something like "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That might be new. Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Let's think of something unique: maybe about his ability to make the sun rise on command, or his beard being a separate entity. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle." That's maybe too generic. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, and the snowflakes apologize." That might be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's maybe unique. We need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. Should be a single sentence or short paragraph? Probably a short joke. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." But that might be too generic? Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking, and the monitor blushes." That adds uniqueness. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking, and the monitor blushes." That's a unique twist. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris und der smarte Computer" But must be max 80 characters. Let's do "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken" That's 44 characters maybe. meme_caption: "Wenn der Bildschirm errötet" (max 80). That's 23 characters. image_prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris blinking, causing the monitor to blush. So we need to embed that scene: "Chuck Norris blinking at a computer screen causing the monitor to glow red as if embarrassed". Must be in English. Must include the description of the hero: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "blinking at a computer screen that glows red". Also mention "photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background". No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, blinking intensely at a computer monitor that glows red as if embarrassed, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken". That's 48 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)C20o21m22p23u24t25e26r27 (space28)ü29b30e31r32 (space33)S34a35r36k37a38s39m40u41s42 (space43)n44a45c46h47d48e49n50k51e52n53. That's 53 characters, within 60. Good. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine Macht, Computer zu verblüffen – perfekt für Memes und Action-Poster." Let's count characters: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über seine Macht, Computer zu verblüffen – perfekt für Memes und Action-Poster." Count: Let's approximate: It's likely under 160. 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