We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's also known. Need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a grizzly bear. The bear is still hiding." That's okay but maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. We need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's okay. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's known? Not sure. Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowstorm into a summer heatwave with a single glare." That's unique. But need to be in German? The joke_text should be in German. The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So the joke_text must be German. But the image_prompt must be English. The headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description also presumably German? Not specified but likely German. But meta_title and meta_description are SEO, could be English? Probably German as well. But they didn't specify language for those fields; they just said "Kurze Überschrift (max 80 Zeichen)", "Bildunterschrift für Meme (max 80 Zeichen)", "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)", "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Likely German as the overall context is German. We'll produce German for those fields. But the image_prompt must be English. Now craft the joke_text: Must start with "Chuck Norris". In German, we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in eine Zeitmaschine verwandeln." That's unique? Maybe. But need to be funny and classic. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." In German: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen." That's known but maybe okay. But we need unique, avoid repeats. That phrase is common. So better not. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Schlag zum Einhorn machen." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe a scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi hat ihn gefragt, ob er ihn ausspucken will." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Keks in eine Rakete umwandeln, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich in ein Flugzeug starten, indem er ihn wirft." Hmm. Let's pick something that sounds classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Rundtritt umleiten." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er einen neuen Kontinent erschafft." That's whimsical. Let's decide on a concrete joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's funny. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein Einhorn verwandeln." That's whimsical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein Einhorn verwandeln." That starts with Chuck Norris, is German, unique. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Einhörner". That's 38 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, blühen Regenbogen." That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. The joke is about turning a rainbow into a unicorn with a roundhouse kick? Actually we said "mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in ein Einhorn". So scene: Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into a unicorn. Provide prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into a unicorn. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed that scene description. The prompt must be English and follow the format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene: "performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into a unicorn". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into a unicorn. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen zu Einhörnern werden". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen zu Einhörnern werden" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt