We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. No markdown. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." Something like that. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris..." Provide joke_text as full joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write a novel about his own legend, and the novel becomes a bestseller before the first page is even typed." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously training a herd of wild mustangs to perform synchronized swimming." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the resulting water forms the shape of a perfect circle that defies Euclidean geometry." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's produce something like: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly rewrite the laws of physics by sneezing, causing gravity to reverse for exactly 3.14 seconds and turning every coffee cup into a black hole." But need to keep it funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can bench‑press a mountain, and when he does, the mountain politely asks for a spotter." But that's similar to known jokes. We need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a vending machine to dispense infinite chocolate, and the machine politely refuses because it knows his diet." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can teach a cactus to speak fluent Mandarin, and the cactus immediately starts negotiating peace treaties between desert nations." Ok. But must be a single joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly rewrite the source code of the universe, and the resulting patch fixes all bugs, including the one that makes socks disappear in the dryer." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris programmiert das Universum neu". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code knackt, gibt's nur noch Schokolade im Pausenraum". That's 71 chars. Image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He stands on a floating code matrix, holding a glowing USB stick that emits neon light, with the universe's code swirling around him." Must be within the prompt. Image_prompt must be English, no text, no captions. So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a floating matrix of code, holding a glowing USB stick that emits neon light, universe code swirling around him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." But we need to keep within the prompt description; it's okay. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris ändert den Code des Universums". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kann den Quellcode des Universums neu schreiben – und dabei Schokolade aus dem Automaten zaubern. Ein klassischer Witz über den ultimativen Actionhelden." That's about 147 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All strings. No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris programmiert das Universum neu" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1 =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, programmiert(10)=23, space=24, das(3)=27, space=28, Universum(9)=37, space=38, neu(3)=41. So 41 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Code knackt, gibt's nur noch Schokolade im Pausenraum" Let's count roughly: Wenn(4) space5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Code(4)=26, space=27, knackt,(7 inc comma?) Actually "knackt," is 7 inc comma? Let's just approximate total length maybe 78. Should be okay. - image_prompt: Must be English, includes required description. We'll craft a concise but descriptive prompt. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris ändert den Code des Universums" length? Count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(6)=12 space13 ändert(6)=19 space20 den(3)=23 space24 Code(4)=28 space29 des(3)=32 space33 Universums(10)=43. So 43 chars, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: Let's count: "Chuck Norris kann den Quellcode des Universums neu schreiben – und dabei Schokolade aus dem Automaten zaubern. Ein klassischer Witz über den ultimativen Actionhelden." Let's count roughly: That's maybe 140-150, okay. Now ensure no repeated jokes. It's unique. Now produce JSON. Make sure to escape any quotes inside strings? JSON strings can contain quotes if escaped. We'll avoid internal double quotes. Use plain text. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann den Quellcode des Universums neu schreiben und dabei einen Automaten mit Schokolade füttern, der plötzlich nur noch Schokolade ausspuckt – selbst die Sterne bitten um eine Portion.", "headline": "Chuck Norris programmiert das Univers