We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Serverfarm." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 0,5°C reduziert hat, indem er ihn einfach anblickend gefror." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der nicht schmolz, weil er ihn mit einem einzigen Rundkick in Eis verwandelte und dann als neue Polarkapitelgrenze erklärte." Might be okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert schneiden, das er dann benutzt, um das Wetter zu bändigen." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once used his beard as a Wi-Fi antenna to stream Netflix to the entire planet simultaneously, causing all devices to pause in awe. That might be too modern. We need a classic style: Something about his beard, roundhouse kicks, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Kuchen, der so perfekt war, dass er die Gesetze der Physik überlistete und sich selbst in Luft auflöste, bevor er überhaupt gebissen wurde." But need to be funny and unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der nicht schmolz, weil er ihn mit einem einzigen Blick in Eis verwandelte und dann als neue Weltwurzel erklärte." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um ein ganzes Jahr verzögerte, indem er ihn einfach mit einem Rundkick in die Antarktis schickte." Hmm. We need to ensure the image prompt includes a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene in the image prompt. For example, if the joke is about Chuck Norris using a roundhouse kick to freeze a snowman, the image prompt should depict that scene. Let's pick a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen, indem er die Lava in ein kunstvolles Eisgemälde verwandelt, das er dann als neue Dekoration im White House aufhängt." That's unique. Now we need to produce JSON fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence or short paragraph. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure lengths. Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen, indem er die Lava in ein kunstvolles Eisgemälde verwandelt, das er dann als neue Dekoration im Weißen Haus aufhängt." Check length: It's okay. Headline: maybe "Vulkan in Eis – Chuck Norris' Kunstwerk". Count characters: "Vulkan in Eis – Chuck Norris' Kunstwerk" length? Let's count: V(1)u2l3k4a5n6 (space7)i8n9 (space10)E11i12s13 (space14)–15 (space16)C17h18u19c20k21 (space22)N23o24r25r26i27s28s29'30 (space31)K32u33n34s35t36w37o38r39k40. That's 40 characters approx, under 80. Meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Lava nur ein Eisbild sein will". Count: "Wenn Lava nur ein Eisbild sein will" length? Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)L5a6v7a8 (space9)n10u11r12 (space13)e14i15n16 (space17)I18s19b20i21t22 (space23)s24e25i26n27 (space28)w29i30l31l32. That's 32 characters, under 80. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "Vulkan in Eis – Chuck Norris' Kunstwerk". Actually the scene: "Chuck Norris standing in front of a massive volcano, his roundhouse kick frozen mid-air, turning lava into a sparkling ice sculpture that hangs on the White House wall." Must be within prompt, no text or captions. So we need to describe the scene in English, but not include any text or captions. So we can say: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that freezes lava into a glittering ice sculpture hanging on the White House wall, with dramatic cinematic lighting and an American flag background." That includes the scene. Must not include any text or captions. So