We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The instructions: "Schreibe auf Deutsch". So all textual fields should be German, except image_prompt must be English. meta_title and meta_description presumably also German? Probably can be English? It says SEO Title/Description; likely in German? Not specified, but likely German as well. But we can keep them in German for consistency. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's maybe too long. Must be a single joke text, maybe a short statement. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm." That's not typical. Let's think of something classic: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past." Hmm. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass Eiswürfel Schreie ausstoßen, wenn man sie anfasst." But must be unique. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu beleidigen." But we need to keep it short enough? Not specified length. Must be funny, classic. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." But maybe too simple. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult, bis zum ersten Chuck Norris Witz." That's meta but maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm benutzen, um die Sonne zu besänftigen, wenn sie zu heiß wird." Hmm. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blumenstrauß züchten, indem er ihn nur anschaut." But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er die Gesetze der Physik neu definiert." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft a more original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Streichholzkopf so drehen, dass er ein ganzes Feuerwerk ohne Funken erzeugt." Maybe too weird. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeball werfen, der nie schmilzt, weil er ihn mit purem Willen gefüllt hat." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's a single sentence? Not required but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Kältemeister". That's German, 20 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn selbst die Kälte vor Chuck Norris zurückschreckt". That's 45 chars. image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "throwing a snowball that never melts". So image prompt: "Chuck Norris throwing a snowball that never melts, frozen in mid-air, with icy aura". But we need to follow format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill the placeholder with the specific scene. Let's craft: "throwing an everlasting snowball that defies melting". So final image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. throwing an everlasting snowball that defies melting. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der ewig schmelzfreie Schneeball". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris und der ewig schmelzfreie Schneeball" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, ewig(4)=25, space=26, schmelzfreie(12)=38, space=39, Schneeball(9)=48. So 48 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneeball, der nie schmilzt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneeball, der nie schmilzt – humorvoll, ironisch und einzigartig." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure fields are quoted properly, no trailing commas. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeball werfen, der nie schmilzt, weil er ihn mit reinem Willen gefüllt hat.", "headline": "Der unbezwingbare Kältemeister", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst die Kälte vor Chuck Norris zurückschreckt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes