We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure no markdown formatting. Just plain JSON. We need to craft a joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." Let's think of something unique. We can create a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single blink." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." That's classic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." That's a known one? Not sure. Might be known but okay. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." That's okay. But we need to ensure not repeating known jokes. Might be okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a fence without moving." That's a classic but maybe not too common. Let's use that. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Pferd springen lassen, ohne dass das Pferd sich bewegt." But need to be German. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann ein Pferd über einen Zaun springen lassen, ohne dass das Pferd sich auch nur ein bisschen bewegt." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a joke text. Provide headline (max 80 chars). Provide meme_caption (max 80 chars). Provide image_prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is shown mid-air, effortlessly leaping over a fence while a horse watches in awe." But we need to describe the scene in the prompt. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris effortlessly leaping over a wooden fence while a bewildered horse watches, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Pferd über Zaun springen". That's 38 chars maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Pferd über Zaun springen" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)P19f20e21r22d23 (space24)ü25b26e27r28 (space29)Z30a31u32n33 (space34)s35p36r37i38n39g40e41n42. That's 42 characters, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Pferd ohne Bewegung über einen Zaun springt – humorvoll, absurd und einzigartig." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Should be fine. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just output JSON. Make sure fields are exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars. Our headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Pferd über Zaun springen" is 42 chars, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Wenn ein Pferd über den Zaun springt, ohne sich zu rühren!" Count characters: let's count: W1i2f3 (space4)e5i6n7 (space8)p9f10e11r12d13 (space14)ü15b16e17r18 (space19)d20e21n22 (space23)Z24a25u26n27 (space28)s29p30r31i32n33g34t35 (space36)o37h38n39 (space40)e41i42n43e44n45 (space46)Z47ä48h49r50e51i52n53! That's about 53 characters, okay. Now image_prompt must be English, include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris effortlessly leaping over a wooden fence while a bewildered horse watches". That fits. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris effortlessly leaping over a wooden fence while a bewildered horse watches. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title max 6