We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Must not repeat existing jokes. Provide a unique joke. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's think of a unique scenario. We need to embed the joke text. The joke_text is the full joke text. It must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink." Hmm. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a new universe where he is still the boss." But that's similar to existing jokes. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a solid wall." Let's think of something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the fine print on a cereal box and still get the prize." Not sure. We need a classic Chuck Norris joke format: "Chuck Norris can ... and ... ." Something like "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink twice." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that travels back in time and knocks out his own ancestors before they even meet." That's too long. We need a short joke text but can be a bit longer. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink with a single glance." That's a known joke? Not sure. We need to be unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by sneezing." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single sneeze, and the snowflakes bow in respect." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm vanish with a sneeze, and the wind apologizes." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, and the clouds file a complaint." That's okay. But we need to keep it within typical joke length. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, and the snowflakes salute." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a fresh joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, and the snowflakes bow before him." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, and the wind writes him a thank‑you note." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, and the snowflakes bow before him." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be in German? The user wants German. The joke text should be in German. So we need to translate the joke into German, but still start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm mit einem Niesen zum Verschwinden bringen, und die Schneeflocken verbeugen sich vor ihm." That's German. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. This seems okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken verbeugen". That's 33 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn selbst Schnee vor Chuck Norris kapituliert". That's 45 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: "Chuck Norris makes a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, snowflakes bow". So we can write: "Chuck Norris makes a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, snowflakes bow". But we need to embed that into the prompt. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris makes a snowstorm disappear with a sneeze, snowflakes bow. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken verbeugen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken verbeugen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneeflocken(12)=31, space=32, verbeugen(8)=40, space=41, –(1)=42, space=43, Witz(4)=47. So 47 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über schneebedeckte Schneeflocken, die sich vor ihm verbeugen – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett deutsch." Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über schneebedeckte Schneeflocken, die sich vor ihm verbeugen – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett deutsch." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra text. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm mit einem Niesen zum Verschwinden bringen, und die Schneeflock