We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON format exactly, no extra text. No markdown code fences. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer surrendered and gave him a raise." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's classic but maybe too common. We need something unique: maybe about his beard being a separate entity, or his ability to make the sun rise by blinking. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered and gave him all the days off." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Joke_text: full joke text. We need headline: short, max 80 chars. Meme_caption: short, max 80 chars. Image_prompt: English description of scene, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. We need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands on a calendar page, crushing it with his fist". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a torn calendar page, crushing it with his fist, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Make sure no text or captions in image. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs Calendar – Der ultimative Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs Calendar – Der ultimative Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs(2)=15, space=16, Calendar(8)=24, space=25, – (dash) maybe 1 char=26, space=27, Der(3)=30, space=31, ultimative(10)=41, space=42, Witz(4)=46. So 46 chars, okay. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem er einen Kalender herausfordert und ihn besiegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count roughly: let's count characters: "Ein witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem er einen Kalender herausfordert und ihn besiegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count: Ein(3) space=4, witziger(8)=12, space=13, Chuck-Norris-Witz,(??) includes hyphens and comma. Let's approximate length <160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft joke_text: Must be a single string with the joke. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris stellte einmal einen Kalender zur Herausforderung, weil er genug von endlosen Tagen hatte. Der Kalender kapitulierte sofort und übergab ihm alle freien Tage – inklusive eines unbezahlten Jahresurlaubs, den selbst die Zeit nicht einmal ertrug." But need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe shorter: "Chuck Norris stellte einen Kalender zur Herausforderung, weil er genug von endlosen Tagen hatte. Der Kalender kapitulierte sofort und übergab ihm alle freien Tage – inklusive eines unbezahlten Jahresurlaubs, den selbst die Zeit nicht einmal ertrug." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender – Der ultimative Tagessieg". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender – Der ultimative Tagessieg". Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, Kalender(8)=25, space=26, – (dash) maybe 1=27, space=28, Der(3)=31, space=32, ultimative(10)=42, space=43, Tagessieg(9)=52. So 52 chars, okay. Meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Kalender kapituliert, gewinnt Chuck Norris den Jahresurlaub!" Count: length? "Wenn der Kalender kapituliert, gewinnt Chuck Norris den Jahresurlaub!" That's maybe ~66 chars, okay. Image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "standing on a torn calendar page, crushing it with his fist". Also mention dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a torn calendar page and crushing it with his fist, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's a single string. Now meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris vs Calendar – Der ultimative Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris vs Calendar – Der ultimative Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs(2)=15, space=16, Calendar(8)=24, space=25, – (dash) maybe 1=26, space=27, Der(3)=30, space=31, ultimative(10)=41, space=42, Witz(