We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But we need a new one, unique. Let's think: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to code, and it gave him a stack overflow error that he fixed by staring at it". Something like that. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire internet for a day." But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and the numbers rearrange themselves to form a new language that only he can read." That's okay. But need to be a joke text, maybe a short story. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the GPS now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That might be okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by breathing on it". Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the moon". Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and the plot twist is that the protagonist is himself." That is okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new prime number larger than any known prime, and the universe automatically updates to include it." That is unique. But need to be a joke text that is funny and typical. Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously teaching a class on quantum physics, and the cube rearranges itself into a perfect portrait of himself." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a worldwide pandemic of awesomeness, just by typing it." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick generate enough torque to spin the Earth forward an entire day, and then he uses the extra time to brew the perfect cup of coffee for the entire planet." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a joke text, maybe a short sentence. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just by landing on a clock." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the source code of the universe, turning every 'Hello World' into a 'Hello Chuck'." That's good. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris schreibt Code neu – nur mit einem Tritt". That's under 80. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tipp tippt, wird es zur Legende". That's okay. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is performing a roundhouse kick that ripples through a digital grid of code, turning 'Hello World' into 'Hello Chuck' on a massive screen behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "He delivers a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, turning every 'Hello World' into 'Hello Chuck' on a giant screen." So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, turning every 'Hello World' into 'Hello Chuck' on a giant screen. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris ändert Code mit Tritt – Witz". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Tritt, der den Quellcode der Welt neu schreibt. Humorvoll und einzigartig." Let's count characters: maybe around 130. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt den Quellcode des Universums neu schreiben und jedes 'Hello World' in 'Hello Chuck' verwandeln." That's okay. headline: "Chuck Norris schreibt Code neu – nur mit einem Tritt" length? Count: "Chuck Norris schreibt Code neu – nur mit einem Tritt" = 44 characters (including spaces). Under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tipp tippt, wird es zur Legende" length? Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tipp tippt, wird es zur Legende" = 53 characters. Under 80. image_prompt: long but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris ändert Code mit Tritt – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris ändert Code mit Tritt – Witz" = 42 characters. Under 60. meta_description: "Ein kurzer,