We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Provide fields accordingly. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity, or his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once used his beard as a Wi-Fi antenna and streamed the entire internet into his coffee." That might be okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once punched a black hole, and it apologized for being in his way." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe about his beard being a superhero sidekick, or his beard being used as a rope to pull the moon. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once used his beard to swing across the Grand Canyon, and the canyon asked for a selfie afterward." That could be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once used his beard as a rope to pull the moon into a tighter orbit, causing tides to schedule a meeting with the sun." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep joke_text as a single string, presumably the full joke. We also need headline: short, up to 80 characters. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Bart von Chuck Norris". That's under 80. Meme caption: up to 80 characters, maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Universum". That's under 80. Image prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "using his beard as a rope to pull the moon". So: "Chuck Norris pulling the moon with his beard like a rope". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, pulling the moon with his beard like a rope, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: up to 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der Mond-Puller - Witz". That's maybe 45 characters. Meta description: up to 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart das Universum bewegt – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Must be valid JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Der unbezwingbare Bart von Chuck Norris" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 z9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 b15 e16 r17 e18 n19 space20 B21 a22 r23 t24 space25 v26 o27 n28 space29 C30 h31 u32 c33 k34 space35 N36 o37 r38 r39 i40 s41. That's 41 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Universum" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 r11 t12 space13 m14 e15 h16 r17 space18 P19 o20 w21 e22 r23 space24 h25 a26 t27 space28 space? Actually there is a space after "hat"? Let's count precisely: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Universum". Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 d6 e7 r8 space9 B10 a11 r12 t13 space14 m15 e16 h17 r18 space19 P20 o21 w22 e23 r24 space25 h26 a27 t28 space29 a30 l31 s32 space33 space? Actually there is a space before "das"? The phrase is "als das Universum". So after "hat" there is space then "als". So continue: space30? Let's recount more systematically: "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Universum" Indices: 1 W 2 e 3 n 4 n 5 space 6 d 7 e 8 r 9 space 10 B 11 a 12 r 13 t 14 space 15 m 16 e 17 h 18 r 19 space 20 P 21 o 22 w 23 e 24 r 25 space 26 h 27 a 28 t 29 space 30 a 31 l 32 s 33 space 34 d 35 a 36 s 37 space 38 U 39 n 40 i 41 v 42 e 43 r 44 s 45 e 46 n 47 u 48 m So 48 characters, okay under 80. Meta title: "Chuck Norris und der Mond-Puller - Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 u14 n15 d16 space17 d18 e19 r20 space21 M22 o23 n24 d25 -26 P27 u28 l29 l30 e31 r32 space