We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or something about his beard being a separate entity. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Or "Chuck Norris can teach a computer to feel fear." Let's craft something unique. Joke_text: Must be a full joke text, presumably a single sentence or short paragraph. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane in Brazil, but only on leap years." That's okay but maybe too similar. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can program a toaster to become a quantum computer, and it will only toast bread that is already burnt." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: absurd, hyperbolic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch off for his opponent's shoes." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood of his enemies as ink, and every copy automatically becomes a bestseller." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple wink into a solar eclipse that only lasts for exactly 3.14 seconds." That's creative. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can turn a single drop of sweat into a rainstorm that only waters people who are afraid of spiders." That's okay. But must be in German. The joke_text must be German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Augenzwinkern auslösen, der eine Sonnenfinsternis erzeugt, die genau 3,14 Sekunden dauert." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, includes a unique absurd feat. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der legendäre Augenzwinkern-Chuck-Norris". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der legendäre Augenzwinkern-Chuck-Norris" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 l5 e6 g7 e8 n9 d10 ä11 r12 e13 space14 A15 u16 g17 e18 n19 z20 w21 i22 n23 k24 e25 n26 -27 C28 h29 u30 c31 k32 -33 N34 o35 r36 r37 i38 s39. That's 39 characters approx, okay. Meme caption: max 80 chars, German, short. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Welt dunkler." That's 44 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "a sudden solar eclipse forming around his eye as he winks". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. A sudden solar eclipse forming around his eye as he winks, Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Provide exactly that. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Augenzwinkern: Legende im Bild". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Augenzwinkern: Legende im Bild" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 A14 u15 g16 e17 n18 z19 w20 i21 n22 k23 e24 n25 e26 r27 :28 space29 L30 e31 g32 e33 n34 d35 e36 space37 i38 m39 space40 B41 i42 l43 d44. That's 44 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Augenzwinkern, der eine Sonnenfinsternis von 3,14 Sekunden verursacht – perfekt für Memes und Poster." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Augenzwinkern, der eine Sonnenfinsternis von 3,14 Sekunden verursacht – perfekt für Memes und Poster." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide JSON object with those keys. Check constraints: No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Must be valid JSON. Ensure strings are properly escaped if needed (e.g., quotes). Use double quotes for JSON keys and string values. No extra fields. Now craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Augenzwinkern auslösen, der eine Sonnenfinsternis erzeugt, die genau 3,14 Sekunden dauert.", "headline": "Der legendäre Augenzwinkern-Chuck-Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Welt dunkler.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless