We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with a grizzly bear. The bear immediately surrendered and asked for a rematch." That's somewhat known but maybe okay. Need unique. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's known? Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." That's also known. We need something unique: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can power a city. Or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use his beard as a Wi‑Fi antenna, and the entire internet crashed because it finally found a signal strong enough to handle his awesomeness." That's maybe okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and still have enough strength left to lift the entire continent with one hand while sipping a cup of coffee." That's a bit generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters a brick wall but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for anyone who watches." That's maybe too similar to known jokes. We need something unique but still typical. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a duel; the snowflake surrendered instantly, realizing it was outmatched by the sheer heat of his presence." That's unique. Make sure it starts with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's known? Not sure. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a seismic event that reshapes the earth's crust." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a seismic event that reshapes the earth's crust, causing tectonic plates to applaud his greeting." That's unique. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris' Handshake Causes Earthquake". That's under 80. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "When your greeting shakes the planet". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "shaking hands with a massive fault line causing cracks". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, shaking hands with a massive fault line that cracks the ground, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Handshake Earthquake Meme". That's 33 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Handschlag eine Erdbeben auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Handschlag eine Erdbeben auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 106 characters, okay under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with Chuck Norris. Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen einfachen Händedruck in ein seismisches Ereignis verwandeln, das die Erdkruste umgestaltet und die tektonischen Platten zum Applaus zwingt." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". It does. Now headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris' Handshake Löst Erdbeben Aus". That's 38 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Ein Handschlag, der die Erde erschüttert". That's 36 chars. Image prompt: as described. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Handshake Earthquake Meme". That's 33. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Handschlag ein Erdbeben auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's under 160. Now ensure no repeats, unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check lengths: - headline: "Chuck Norris' Handshake Löst Erdbeben Aus" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1) Norris'(6) space(1) Handshake(9) space(1) Löst(4) space(1) Erdbeben(8) space(1) Aus(3) = 5+1+6+1+9+1+4+1+8+1+3 = 49? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris' Handshake Löst Erdbeben Aus" Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 '13 space14 H15 a16 n17 d18 s19 h20 a21 k22 e23 space24 L25 ö26 s27 t28 space29 E30 r31 d32 b33 e34 b35 e36 n37 space38 A39 u40 s41. So 41 characters, okay under 80. - meme_caption: "Ein Handschlag, der die Erde erschüttert" length: count: E1 i2 n3 space4 H5 a6 n7 d8 s9 c10 h11 l12 a13 g14 ,15 space16 d17